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Offline Carl

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NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« on: January 25, 2009, 06:47:58 AM »
Look at what I discovered surfing the web...



Clearly these aren`t cars but some sort of alien space craft.

Millions of folks obviously government agents in on the scam trying to dupe the poor citizens of this country.

WHY ISN`T COSMO ALL OVER THIS?? THERE MUST BE YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!

Maybe he is in on it too.
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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 07:26:44 AM »
Quote from: Carl on January 25, 2009, 06:47:58 AM
Look at what I discovered surfing the web...



Clearly these aren`t cars but some sort of alien space craft.

Millions of folks obviously government agents in on the scam trying to dupe the poor citizens of this country.

WHY ISN`T COSMO ALL OVER THIS?? THERE MUST BE YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!

Maybe he is in on it too.

Seriesly (that's moonbat for seriously) NASCAR is a prime example of what our government espires to...."a level playing field"....it's so regulated to the "N"th degree that any motivation for expansion of racing technology is smothered by more rules and regulations......The good old days of 'stock car' racing are long gone.

I was fortunate enough to be around in the haydays of NASCAR before it became just another expensive, boring, noise generator. 
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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 07:42:42 AM »
So....  I went to a NASCAR event yesterday, and was waiting in line to hand over my ticket when I noticed that the ticket taker was wearing flesh colored rubber gloves that extended the entire length of his arm.   I then noticed he was dipping his arms in this bucket of liquid glowing stuff when people weren't looking.     This really got my attention, so I excused myself from yelling down a marine who made racist comments how hot it was and that line was being held up by a peace rally that broke out when we all noticed each other's "I want to have Obama's baby" t-shirts on, so I walked closer to the ticket taker area......  that's when I saw the secret room with the cameras and stuff - dude, I am not kidding you, it looked like NASA in there.       

That's when it hit me,   when they take our tickets they are puting super mind altering drugs on our skin which gets absorbed immediately and renders us really stupid.     

It's not real cars out.   It's a military experiment.   This is how 9/11 happened man.    Who can I talk to about this, I am totally bugging man....

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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 07:54:07 AM »
I suggest you conduct an experiment constructing NASCAR vehicles to scale, using chicken wire and plaster of paris.  That'll prove it beyond all doubt.
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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 08:00:33 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 25, 2009, 07:54:07 AM
I suggest you conduct an experiment constructing NASCAR vehicles to scale, using chicken wire and plaster of paris.  That'll prove it beyond all doubt.

...and they used graphite on the wheels.
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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 08:09:54 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 25, 2009, 07:54:07 AM
I suggest you conduct an experiment constructing NASCAR vehicles to scale, using chicken wire and plaster of paris.  That'll prove it beyond all doubt.

I have created a reasonably scientific illustration regarding their launch angles and the physics involved.

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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 08:16:28 AM »
Quote from: Carl on January 25, 2009, 08:09:54 AM
I have created a reasonably scientific illustration regarding their launch angles and the physics involved.



Where's the little stick man kick starting them?
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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2009, 08:24:09 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2009, 08:16:28 AM
Where's the little stick man kick starting them?

 :thatsright:







Oh wait,need to do this like a true CT purveyor.....


Clearly you are part of the inside operation...tell us now have you ever been to one of these alleged "car" races.
If you have then that explains how come you are so quick to find fault with what is obvious.
If you never have been then why is your mind so closed to the obvious?
Seems pretty suspicious Johnny.
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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2009, 08:39:41 AM »
Years ago, I worked the NASCAR circuit. We never started a race without the stick man....or the mich....mi....Mesh....the fat tire man.
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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2009, 06:06:02 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 25, 2009, 07:54:07 AM
I suggest you conduct an experiment constructing NASCAR vehicles to scale, using chicken wire and plaster of paris.  That'll prove it beyond all doubt.

You are so low tech. You have to use one of these.

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Re: NASCAR IS FAKE!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 04:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 25, 2009, 06:47:58 AM
WHY ISN`T COSMO ALL OVER THIS?? THERE MUST BE YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!

There is YouTube evidence that NASCAR is nothing but a computer generated event as shown in these clips from a November 2005 race.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y20NFs2wcXE[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6FAj_JxGhM[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKoaYHYByUM[/youtube]
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