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Offline franksolich

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primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« on: January 23, 2009, 07:00:12 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=268x2265

Oh my.

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sazemisery  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-09 07:39 AM
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Whitehouse Farmer

A follow-up to Michael Pollan's call for a Whitehouse Farmer.

The farmer will be charged with transforming “five prime south-facing acres of the White House lawn and plant in their place an organic fruit and vegetable garden” whose produce will be used by the White House Chef, and given to area food banks.

http://whitehousefarmer.com /

The primitives at first think it's something really being done.

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tekisui  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-09 07:44 AM
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1. That is really cool. 5 acres can produce a lot of food.

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midnight  (1000+ posts)       Fri Jan-23-09 07:44 AM
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2. This is what real leadership is about.

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Gonzo Gardener  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-09 07:47 AM
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3. Fantastic!

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NOW tense  (696 posts)       Fri Jan-23-09 08:12 AM
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4. That is a great Idea.

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formercia (1000+ posts)       Fri Jan-23-09 08:43 AM
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5. Victory Garden 

Lead by example.

Then the nasally-dripping primitive pops up a speed-bump:

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snot  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jan-23-09 09:11 AM
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6. Sorry if I missed something, but has Obama actually ordered this, or is it just a good idea?

Link to authority re- any order appreciated.

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sazemisery  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-09 09:37 AM
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7. The President has not asked for this 

It is an answer to Michael Pollans editorial to the NY Times in October 2008.
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 07:09:35 PM »
Uhhhh DUmmies........ Your messiah might tickle your ears with ideas to make you believe he is completely on-board with all your freaky notions, but he's not going to mess up the WH lawn just to appeal to trash like you.  And that's the way he views you, too.

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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 07:12:08 PM »
Why make it an insect-overun farm when they could transform those five acres into a mini-windfarm?

Or why not just transform it into Pixieville where smiles and rainbows raindown from the sky and every inane liberal wish is granted?
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 07:43:27 PM »
Hm-m-m...

...what could he grow to really reach out to his base?







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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 07:55:46 PM »
HELLO STUPID!!!!!!!!! They actually use That portion of the lawn for various functions when they don't have the room inside to seat that many people! Guess what, MORON, believe it or not they need the space in order to sit the press idiots who have for 8 years screwed the previous pres!
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 08:01:22 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 23, 2009, 07:55:46 PM
HELLO STUPID!!!!!!!!! They actually use That portion of the lawn for various functions when they don't have the room inside to seat that many people! Guess what, MORON, believe it or not they need the space in order to sit the press idiots who have for 8 years screwed the previous pres!
Well, now they can just use it for a hippie commune.

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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 09:53:45 PM »
Sometimes the absolute stupidity (Kelvin like stupidity) of the DUmmies actually makes my jaw drop.
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 11:19:11 PM »
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2. This is what real leadership is about.

 :rotf:
Letting the White House chef grow his basil and rosemary on the White House lawn is "leadership".  Initiating and winning a war against international terrorists is not.  Dumbasses.
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2009, 02:56:45 AM »
1. That is really cool. 5 acres can produce a lot of food

Probably feed 3 fat welfare momma's and their brood.....if they learn to eat lite.
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 11:54:25 AM »
Quote from: Chris on January 23, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
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Letting the White House chef grow his basil and rosemary on the White House lawn is "leadership".  Initiating and winning a war against international terrorists is not.  Dumbasses.


^ What he said.
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2009, 05:58:31 PM »
Quote from: jukin on January 23, 2009, 09:53:45 PM
Sometimes the absolute stupidity (Kelvin like stupidity) of the DUmmies actually makes my jaw drop.

That's lower than Celsius-like stupidity, right? 

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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 06:19:17 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2009, 05:58:31 PM
That's lower than Celsius-like stupidity, right? 

H5!

But one has absolute zero.....kindda fits the DUmmies better.
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 08:12:31 AM »
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tekisui  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-23-09 07:44 AM
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1. That is really cool. 5 acres can produce a lot of weed.

f1x0r3d!
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2009, 08:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Chris on January 23, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
:rotf:
Letting the White House chef grow his basil and rosemary on the White House lawn is "leadership".  Initiating and winning a war against international terrorists is not.  Dumbasses.


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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2009, 08:27:06 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2009, 05:58:31 PM
That's lower than Celsius-like stupidity, right? 

H5!

Yes, absolutely!!

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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2009, 09:41:55 PM »
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Re: primitives want 0bama to farm White House
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2009, 12:59:46 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2009, 05:58:31 PM
That's lower than Celsius-like stupidity, right? 

H5!

Yeah, 273 degrees lower.

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