Welcome to The Conservative Cave©!Join in the discussion! Click HERE to register.
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!Special Guest Commentaryby Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth InvasionThe Being Formerly Known as Congressman Henry Waxman (D-CA)Attention Hu-Mans:Mark your time! Behold the current heat readings of your atmosphere, which have now reached less than negative 40 in your Earth-degrees. Phase I of the Kremulakian conquest of your filthy pitiful orb is complete!Foolish Hu-Mans, did you not suspect? It is now far too late for resistance. The planetary reign of the invicible Ice Beings of Kremulak can not be stopped, and thus I can now reveal all. And taunt your Earth-foolishness with delicious impunity! Ha ha ha!When our scientist first discovered your planet 6.3 Kremulakian moon-orbits ago, I argued before the High Admiralty that it would be a suitable world for conquest and colonization. The Inner Council accused me of madness! They said Kremulaks could never survive in your stupid planet's hostile hot temperatures. They said our nostrils would mutate and explode under your intense atmospheric pressures. They said that Hu-mans would never vote us into their control councils.
Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invasion
LOL! The guy looks more and more like a mole rat.