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Offline BEG

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Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!
« on: January 16, 2009, 04:28:36 PM »
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Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!




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by Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invasion
The Being Formerly Known as Congressman Henry Waxman (D-CA)

Attention Hu-Mans:

Mark your time! Behold the current heat readings of your atmosphere, which have now reached less than negative 40 in your Earth-degrees. Phase I of the Kremulakian conquest of your filthy pitiful orb is complete!

Foolish Hu-Mans, did you not suspect? It is now far too late for resistance. The planetary reign of the invicible Ice Beings of Kremulak can not be stopped, and thus I can now reveal all. And taunt your Earth-foolishness with delicious impunity! Ha ha ha!

When our scientist first discovered your planet 6.3 Kremulakian moon-orbits ago, I argued before the High Admiralty that it would be a suitable world for conquest and colonization. The Inner Council accused me of madness! They said Kremulaks could never survive in your stupid planet's hostile hot temperatures. They said our nostrils would mutate and explode under your intense atmospheric pressures. They said that Hu-mans would never vote us into their control councils.


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Re: Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2009, 04:38:03 PM »
I've found the British branch of the Waxman family.  :-)

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Re: Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2009, 07:27:00 PM »
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Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invasion

Oh gawd  :lmao:  :rotf:
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Re: Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 12:14:36 PM »
LOL! The guy looks more and more like a mole rat.
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Re: Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 12:20:54 PM »
LOL! The guy looks more and more like a mole rat.

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Yeah, I can see the similarity...  :evillaugh:
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