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Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
« on: January 14, 2009, 03:51:51 PM »
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Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay 
 
Jan 14 03:57 PM US/Eastern
 
  CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

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Re: Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 04:01:45 PM »
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Re: Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 04:36:10 PM »
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Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 07:43:54 AM »
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Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.


It should fit right in with some of the other locals.   :-)

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Re: Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 07:55:14 AM »
wait a minute, it's IN Tampa BAY?  Hope the little poo-flinger can swim...  :-)
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Re: Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 10:12:37 AM »
All together now. Ready?

Ahem...


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Re: Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
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Re: Floridians Flee Feces Flinging Foe...
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 02:51:46 PM »
Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous, but the little bastard is really, really rude.



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