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Offline bijou

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Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
« on: January 07, 2009, 10:07:49 AM »
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It's a medical mystery that surgeons never got to the bottom of in a hospital casualty room - how a woman patient ended up with a can of hairspray up her backside.

Mirela Gradinaru, 37, turned up at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony begging doctors to help her.


Doctors had to remove the giant can of hairspray

But she refused to say just how the can came to be there even after a successful, delicate operation to remove the aerosol. ...



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Re: Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2009, 12:11:24 PM »
Lemme guess...she was visiting a friend from the Phillippines and she "fell on it".   :whatever:
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Re: Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2009, 12:28:24 PM »
I think all doctors should require an explanation and a plausible one at that, before performing any removal of foreign items from rectums.  :rotf:
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Re: Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 05:06:58 PM »
One in a million, Doc! One in a million.
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Re: Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 05:40:40 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 07, 2009, 12:11:24 PM
Lemme guess...she was visiting a friend from the Phillippines and she "fell on it".   :whatever:

No, no, no, she was hanging curtains in her bathroom, naked of course, slipped on the ladder and fell bottom first on to a can of hair spray.  Very logical.

Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum


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Re: Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 02:55:46 PM »
Ya'll are going to have to be more careful about telling some people to stick it where the sun don't shine.
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Re: Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 03:37:36 PM »
Are we sure this isn't Florida? Tampa maybe?  :-)
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