Police: Armed burglars demand man's eggbeater

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Seriously, WTF is wrong with people in FLORIDA?

TAMPA - It must be one special eggbeater.
That was the loot two men demanded after entering a home in Plant City, one brandishing a pistol and the other holding a knife to the resident's throat, the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said.
The two men face charges of armed burglary of a dwelling after being caught outside the home on State Road 60 in Plant City about 4:25 a.m. Sunday, the sheriff's office said.
Deputies arrested Robert Eugene Thompson, of 2211 Holloman Road, Plant City, and Taurus Deshane Morris, of 5852 Odom Road, Lakeland.
Besides the burglary charge, Thompson faces a charge of aggravated assault.
The sheriff's office said the two men entered the home about 3:35 a.m. Thompson armed himself with a folding knife while Morris held a chrome pistol, arrest reports said.

FloriDUH

[Duke Nukum]

Remember the old Texas commercials: It's like a whole different country.  Florida's should be: It's like a whole different reality.