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Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 03:39 PMOriginal message Overheard in Wal*Mart Okay... okay... don't give me a bunch of shit but I went into my local Walmart. S-I-G-H! BUT I did go in there and this is what I overheard in the sporting goods section (I was there buying the small Blue ice packs for my kids lunch box...) 3 young men with military style haircuts (in their late 20's early 30's) were standing in front of the ammunition with a sales clerk. 1st guy says to the other two guys - "Do you think we should just buy it all?" a short pause... 2nd guy says "All of it?" 1st guy, answering "Hell yeah, looks like we are going to need it." The sales clerk says "You going on a hunting trip?" 3rd guy answers "Nah, we know we wont be able to buy guns and ammo once that S.O.B.'s president." The clerk, an older African American gentleman stood there, looking over the top of his glasses and shook his head... He looked right at them and says "I voted for that S.O.B. and I believe your fear of losing your guns and ammunition is totally unwarranted but if you want to spend your money on it, it's fine with me." I started cracking up as I walked past them... it was classic. The three guys bought a bunch of assorted ammunition - I wonder if they are storing it in the shed next to the chemical fertilizer?
mexicoxpat (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:00 PMResponse to Reply #1 17. I heard a similar discussion...and yes, in Walmart. It ended with one redneck type saying..."if he tries to take my guns away, I will sure give them to him...one bullet at a time" Sometimes I wonder what i am doing on this planet...must have been some huge cosmic error.
Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:12 PMResponse to Reply #13 28. I just needed the blue ice things and some laxative. Best price on laxative on the planet.
Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:18 PMResponse to Reply #23 30. Around here guys like this usually are either in the military or have already been in the military. I didn't even want to try to talk to them... I try not to call guys with guns "****tarded asshats."
KamaAina (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:38 PMResponse to Original message 50. At least they only called him an S.O.B. those kind of people often have no compunction at all about dropping an N-bomb.
Gilligan (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:40 PMResponse to Reply #50 51. It may have had something to do with the clerk being a black man. I was waiting for it though because they had that "I am a dumb ****er" look glued to them.
He committed an unforgivable sin by walking into a Walmart, so he had to come up with some lame type of bouncy to try to atone for it to his fellow DUmmies.
KamaAina At least they only called him an S.O.B. those kind of people often have no compunction at all about dropping an N-bomb.
mexicoxpat (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:00 PMResponse to Reply #117. I heard a similar discussion...and yes, in Walmart. It ended with one redneck type saying..."if he tries to take my guns away, I will sure give them to him...one bullet at a time" Sometimes I wonder what i am doing on this planet...must have been some huge cosmic error.
mexicoxpat (1000+ posts) Mon Dec-08-08 04:00 PMResponse to Reply #117. blah blah blahblah blah..... Sometimes I wonder what i am doing on this planet...must have been some huge cosmic error.
I agree, coxpat. Huge error. But there is a way to correct it. Borrow a gun and one bullet.