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Offline bijou

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Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« on: December 08, 2008, 10:31:18 AM »
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A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.
The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.

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He must have powerful lips.  :-)
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 10:37:49 AM »
Damn.
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 10:49:17 AM »
That guy would be very popular in San Francisco.  :bolt:
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 11:11:23 AM »
Quote from: bijou on December 08, 2008, 10:31:18 AM
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He must have powerful lips.  :-)
Now that really sucks.   :lmao:
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 12:37:06 PM »
Kissing:

Ur doin it rong.
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 01:04:16 PM »
I made a woman "Meow" once but I never took out anyone's hearing.  This guy is Gooood!
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2008, 03:10:58 PM »
And ladies. He's still single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2008, 03:21:53 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on December 08, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
And ladies. He's still single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because when he calls girls the next day for a second date, they can't hear the phone.
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Re: Woman loses hearing after sloppy kiss
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