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Offline Chris_

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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
« on: November 19, 2008, 11:22:12 AM »
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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. —  A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road. Her boyfriend then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

He was arrested, jailed and later freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

Prolly not a Hero.

"You do what I say or I'll bust a sammich on yo a$$"   :rotf:

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Re: Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 11:52:53 AM »
I'm guessing it was a club sandwich.
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Re: Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 11:58:26 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 19, 2008, 11:52:53 AM
I'm guessing it was a club sandwich.
...or a French Dip.   :-)
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Re: Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2008, 08:29:04 PM »
Must be a good club sandwich.
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Re: Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 10:44:17 PM »
Sandwich Assault crimes are on the rise again I see.

I blame Wonderbread.

I keep telling folks that those carbs can kill ya.
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Re: Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 09:50:52 AM »
If it was his, sounds like a meatball sandwich.
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Re: Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 11:43:06 AM »
Sammiches are dangerous.  We need to enact sammich registration laws and require a 3 day waiting period for their purchase.  Of course background checks will also be required.

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