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Offline Texacon

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Nigerian Scams
« on: November 19, 2008, 10:41:15 AM »
I hadn't seen this one before and ..... it is HILARIOUS!  How these folks dupe people into sending them money I will never understand. 

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Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington D.C
USA.
 

Attn:Beneficiary

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated by the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Imposters claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria,Senator David Mark senate president, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and imposter claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfill your Financial Obligation giving to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. 
 
 
So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by arranging your payment in total of US$4,500,000.00 in an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw money in anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in the ATM CARD. 

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, all you did have to do is to be rest assured for this is 100% Fraud free because it is our right to protect the American Citizens. All I did want you to do is proceed and contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $150 only and note that your Approval Slip contains details of your PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER (PIN) which you will use in activating your ATM CARD in any ATM MACHINE. 
 
 
CONTACT INFORMATION   
NAME: MR ELVIS TANKO
EMAIL:elvistankatmpayment01@gmail.com
 
Do contact MR.ELVIS TANKO of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your full name, home address, mobile telephone number, home telephone number or work telephone number and bank name so your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations to you which you will use in making payment of $150 usd via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.
 
 
We order you get back to this office after you open contact with the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTRE and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. 
 
Thanks and hope to read from you soon. 
 
FBI DIRECTOR
MR ROBERT MUELLER
 
 
Note: Do disregard any email you get from any imposter or office claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are adviced only to be in contact with MR. ELVIS TANKO of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the
rightful person you are suppose to deal with in regards your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any email you get from imposters to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

PS; I'm getting a $4,500,000 ATM card!!!!  Who's meeting me at the bar?!   :lmao:
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Re: Nigerian Scams
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 10:42:38 AM »
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Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.

yes, the gotta montor them Tories.
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Re: Nigerian Scams
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 01:01:34 PM »
Since most "ATM" cards limit you to $300/day, you'll need 15000 days at the bar to spend it all.

Nothing but a thing.  It will only take 41 years to draw it out and I'm only 44 ......   :-) 

What a pain in the ass to have to run to the ATM every day to get your $300 payday. 

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