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I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« on: November 18, 2008, 07:32:51 AM »
We may have another TIT emerging! :whatever:{Probably a mole though! :-)}
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I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
 A few weeks ago, I was headed home after a goodbye party in California. It was then that I was verbally accosted by a man who claimed to be a "McCain Supporter." He uttered some racial epithets, then threatened to "kick my monkey ass all the way back to Africa" because he was tired of "******s like me and Obama."

Needless to say, we came to blows. That gentleman won't be eating solid foods for a while, nor will he be breathing through his nose with any ease.

I am not proud of what I did, but I'm not sorry I did it.

There is an old saying amongst Sicilians that translates roughly into this: If you **** with the bull, you get the horns...


 
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 07:35:44 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 07:45:25 AM »
Yeah, DUmmy...us r-wingers are so inclined to just walk up to strangers and say these kinds of things.

Either this guy is stupider than the usual DUmmy (quite a feat in itself) or he's a mole.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 07:58:06 AM »
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 08:00:43 AM »
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7. Really, at certain times, "Let's talk about it" is the worst response . . .
   
Edited on Tue Nov-18-08 08:27 AM by patrice
As long as the degree of violence is not dis-proportionate to the action that elicited it.

Unless of course the offender is a terrorist,  then "Let's talk about it" is always the best response.  :whatever:

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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 08:01:05 AM »
mole.  big hairy mole.

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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 08:29:48 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 09:33:03 AM »
I've lost count of how many blacks I know who are familiar with old sayings amongst Sicilians.  :whatever:

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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2008, 09:40:42 AM »
I don't know about anyone else, but I've never simply walked up to someone and announced that I was someone or other's supporter.

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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 09:47:25 AM »
I've lost count of how many blacks I know who are familiar with old sayings amongst Sicilians.  :whatever:

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Yeah, that sounded kinda weird, didn't it?  His ancestors must've come from a small Punic village outside Syracuse the Romans missed 2200-odd years ago.   :-)
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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 10:21:58 AM »
Yeah, that sounded kinda weird, didn't it?  His ancestors must've come from a small Punic village outside Syracuse the Romans missed 2200-odd years ago.   :-)

If you've ever seen the classic Tarantino film "True Romance," the character Clifford Worley delves deeply--and rather negatively--into the Sicilian/Africa connection as he's getting tortured by the mob.

Your post just brought that scene to mind.
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 10:26:47 AM »
If you've ever seen the classic Tarantino film "True Romance," the character Clifford Worley delves deeply--and rather negatively--into the Sicilian/Africa connection as he's getting tortured by the mob.

Your post just brought that scene to mind.

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The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



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Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
--St. Theresa of Avila



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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 10:32:40 AM »
That was a pretty good movie.
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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 10:33:26 AM »
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15. I don't believe any of this at all
 nice try though
 Phoonzang (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-18-08 08:59 AM
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18. If this is actually real....
 I'd say good job. 
 cali  (1000+ posts)         Tue Nov-18-08 09:07 AM
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19. if it smells like troll shit
 it probably is troll shit.

Having fun, are you?
 jpak  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-18-08 09:11 AM
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20. It's troll shit
 n/t
 Terran  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-18-08 09:35 AM
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22. I'm getting a whiff of something too...
 Edited on Tue Nov-18-08 09:35 AM by Terran
Possibly it's the clumsy attempt to quote the alleged jerk.

 pacoyogi  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-18-08 09:37 AM
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23. I was smelling pizza--Tombstone brand.....n/t
SaveOurDemocracy  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-18-08 09:48 AM
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25. hmmmm ... where did i leave my troll-spray?
 
This doesn't pass the smell-test.
 

Now they call each other out on the bouncies?
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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 10:37:42 AM »

Now they call each other out on the bouncies?


They're a paranoid bunch to begin with...nothing about this election has convinced me their paranoia will dissipate.

Thos posts you quoted proves that IMHO
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 11:48:02 AM »
I've lost count of how many blacks I know who are familiar with old sayings amongst Sicilians.  :whatever:

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Hell, I'm a white guy and the only Sicilian expression I'm familiar with is, "Never bet against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"
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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2008, 11:50:04 AM »
Hell, I'm a white guy and the only Sicilian expression I'm familiar with is, "Never bet against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"





LOL! Great movie!
Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

If it walks like a donkey and brays like a donkey and smells like a donkey - it's Cold Warrior.  - PoliCon



Palin has run a state, a town and a commercial fishing operation. Obama ain't run nothin' but his mouth. - Mark Steyn

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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2008, 11:50:14 AM »
Hell, I'm a white guy and the only Sicilian expression I'm familiar with is, "Never bet against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"

What an amazing movie.


The first is "don't get involved in a land war in Asia..."

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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2008, 11:58:39 AM »
I don't know about anyone else, but I've never simply walked up to someone and announced that I was someone or other's supporter.

Really, you should try it.  Apparently, the rest of us do that all the time. :diebouncy:
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2008, 03:14:01 PM »
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35. sorry I even brought it up...
   
Some of you lot are worse than the right wingers. So long...

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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2008, 03:36:49 PM »
What an amazing movie.


The first is "don't get involved in a land war in Asia..."

"No more rhymes, now. I mean it! ... Anybody want a peanut?"

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Re: I Kicked A Right-Winger's Ass...And I'm Not Sorry.
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2008, 03:41:05 PM »
Guess what I'll be watching tonight?

Hannah Montana?  :lmao:
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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2008, 04:28:25 PM »
Hannah Montana?  :lmao:

Me, if I'm still awake, Kentucky v. North Carolina on ESPN . . .  :tongue:
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