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Offline bijou

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N.J. Lawmaker Urinates On Concertgoers
« on: November 09, 2008, 04:38:44 PM »
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JERSEY CITY, N.J. (AP) ― A Jersey City councilman has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.

The New York Daily News reports in Sunday's editions that two-term Jersey City Democrat councilman Steve Lipski has been charged with simple assault.

The newspaper says 44-year-old Lipski was removed from a place called the Nightclub 9:30 on Friday night.

That's after club staffers saw him relieve himself onto the crowd from a second floor balcony during a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute band.
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I bet that section of the audience were pissed.
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Re: N.J. Lawmaker Urinates On Concertgoers
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 08:42:28 AM »
Grateful Dead tribute concert?

Who here hasn't wanted to piss on a bunch of New Jerseyians/hippies?

I vote to acquit.
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Re: N.J. Lawmaker Urinates On Concertgoers
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2008, 10:57:22 AM »
He wasn't pissing on them.

He was simply providing them a clean urine sample from afar.

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Re: N.J. Lawmaker Urinates On Concertgoers
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2008, 11:50:52 AM »

pissing on dead heads seems redundant to me.
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Re: N.J. Lawmaker Urinates On Concertgoers
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 11:59:14 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 10, 2008, 11:50:52 AM
pissing on dead heads seems redundant to me.
Pissing them off is much more entertaining.   :uhsure: :-)
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Re: N.J. Lawmaker Urinates On Concertgoers
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2008, 01:37:40 PM »
When the cops arrested Lipski, they said, "Boy, urine a lot of trouble."

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Re: N.J. Lawmaker Urinates On Concertgoers
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2008, 01:52:59 PM »

no more firewater for piss boy. :whatever:

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Pol Who Peed on Crowd Swears Off Booze

The New Jersey councilman who allegedly urinated on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington, D.C. nightclub swore off booze on Sunday -- two days after he was busted for the embarrassing stunt.

Jersey City councilman Steven Lipski has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.

"I've resolved not to touch alcohol again," two-term Jersey City councilman Steve Lipski told the Fox 5 New York.

He went on to say that the incident was "deeply humiliating, very embarrassing" and troubling," the Daily News reported.

The 44-year-old Democratic councilman refused to admit to the lewd stunt.

"I can't comment on that," he told Fox5 News. "I'm going to continue to do all the good things, and I'm not going to let this overshadow me."

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