Obama's Democracy Mutton
Sacrificial Ceremony
Slaughter--1 large herd of less than perfect milling lamb, hogget, or mutton.
Add & Mix:
600 million heaping tin cups full of prepaid credit cards.
Conceal votes in large bundles and stuff sheep.
Coat liberally with snake oil.
Wrap in outdated newspaper (if you can find any).
Place on spits over trenches.
Roast in the hot air from ABCNBCCBSMSNBC for 2 years.
Serve to all those waiting for the promised free stuff.
So sorry, I had no time to bake Michelle's pie.
Will try to post a recipe later--except I intend to eat it all myself.
