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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #75 on: November 10, 2008, 08:08:45 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on November 10, 2008, 08:04:29 AM
For a moment there I was afraid it was a commentary on my "lucky rabbit's foot."



Now that's something I'd really like to keep in my pocket.  :-)
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #76 on: November 10, 2008, 08:10:54 AM »

everyone stop sending angry me PMs. :-)  I have been giving ptarmy grief about his rabbit thing for almost as long as he has had his rabbit thing;  we're kidding around. :uhsure:
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #77 on: November 10, 2008, 08:25:29 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 10, 2008, 08:08:45 AM
Now that's something I'd really like to keep in my pocket.  :-)
Shirt, front or back pocket?
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #78 on: November 10, 2008, 08:46:55 AM »
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #79 on: November 10, 2008, 12:33:35 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on November 10, 2008, 06:30:32 AM
I thought sodomites was code word for backdoor loving sissy boys?  So when someone these days gets arrested for forced sodomy does that mean they forced someone to touch a bunny or something?

I think it's back-door sex in general. With gays it should be Gerbils.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #80 on: November 10, 2008, 01:36:13 PM »
The origin of the word comes from Sodom, the town in the bible where all of the men folk did the other men folk...

 But before they [the angels] lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: 5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know[1] them. 6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him, 7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly. 8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. 9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door. 10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door. 11 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
(Genesis 19:4-11, KJV)

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sodâ‹…omâ‹…y   /ˈsÉ’dÉ™mi/  [sod-uh-mee]

–noun 1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.


Nothing at all about bunnies.  I think that even the gayest gay guy would have problems jambing a bunnie up his no no.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #81 on: November 10, 2008, 02:31:20 PM »
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8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes




Praise be to God.   




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I'm Catholic, btw, we believe in "be fruitful and multiply".
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #82 on: November 10, 2008, 04:38:02 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 09, 2008, 08:00:14 AM
Ptarmagin in its natural setting.


 :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:

H5 Mr Mannn!
« Last Edit: November 10, 2008, 04:42:36 PM by CactusCarlos »
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #83 on: November 10, 2008, 07:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 10, 2008, 02:31:20 PM



Praise be to God.   




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I'm Catholic, btw, we believe in "be fruitful and multiply".

Hi5 for being one of multiplying fruitful ones.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #84 on: November 10, 2008, 08:36:49 PM »
Hey Ptarmy!
They're even in the highest offices of the land...
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #85 on: November 10, 2008, 09:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 10, 2008, 08:36:49 PM
Hey Ptarmy!
They're even in the highest offices of the land...


BUNNIES ARE DOOMED AND CURSED BY GOD!!!!!! Bunnies are taking over the world. They take over our governments, our banks, our school systems, our science institutes, everything you can think of. THEY KEEP PTARMIGANS UNKNOWN AND OPPRESS THEM!!!!!! Humanity is DOOMED! DOOMED! HUMANITY HAS BLACKSLIDDEN AND GAVE WAY TO BUNNIES!!!!!!!! WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY MUST UNLEASH HIS ANGRY WRATH ON FILTHY, VERMINISTIC, GOD HATING, AND BLASMPHEMIZING BUNNIES AND THEIR ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #86 on: November 10, 2008, 09:39:58 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on November 10, 2008, 01:36:13 PM
The origin of the word comes from Sodom, the town in the bible where all of the men folk did the other men folk...

 But before they [the angels] lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter: 5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know[1] them. 6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him, 7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly. 8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. 9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door. 10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door. 11 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
(Genesis 19:4-11, KJV)

The current definition is...
sod⋅om⋅y   /ˈsɒdəmi/  [sod-uh-mee]

–noun 1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.


Nothing at all about bunnies.  I think that even the gayest gay guy would have problems jambing a bunnie up his no no.

Bunnies engage in sexual perversion, like raping birds, which is BESTIALITY!!!!! GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #87 on: November 10, 2008, 09:42:28 PM »
This bunny running gag is getting downright Forrest Gumpian.


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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #88 on: November 10, 2008, 09:43:38 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on November 10, 2008, 09:42:28 PM
This bunny running gag is getting downright Forrest Gumpian.


 :uhsure:

I will continue this drive until all bunnies are wiped out from this planet.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #89 on: November 11, 2008, 06:27:25 AM »
Have you actually witnessed bunnies raping birds?
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #90 on: November 11, 2008, 12:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 10, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Hi5 for being one of multiplying fruitful ones.



Hummm..............why do I have the feeling................... :p
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #91 on: November 11, 2008, 05:12:23 PM »
Has anyone actually seen a bunny rape a bird......or is this just conjecture?

I always thought bunnies were rather afraid of birds.....since they are snacks for some birds.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #92 on: November 11, 2008, 07:47:10 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on November 11, 2008, 06:27:25 AM
Have you actually witnessed bunnies raping birds?

Does this constitute scummy bunnies raping birds?




The hare raped three ptarmigans and killed them before getting killed by other ptarmigans.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsnWbXhzwI[/youtube]

Are we suppose to tolerate monsterous bestiality by bunnies?????? That's a filthy sodomite damned beast right there!
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #93 on: November 11, 2008, 08:03:49 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 11, 2008, 05:12:23 PM
Has anyone actually seen a bunny rape a bird......or is this just conjecture?

I always thought bunnies were rather afraid of birds.....since they are snacks for some birds.

Some birds are snacks for bunnies. Bunnies prey on ptarmigans.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #94 on: November 11, 2008, 08:14:58 PM »
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I never knew bunnies were so freaking EVIL!!!!!!! :bird: DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL AND BEYOND!!!!!














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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #95 on: November 11, 2008, 10:18:00 PM »
I have always liked bunnies.......I have been so disillusioned by their sweet little faces and floppy ears. :bawl:
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #96 on: November 12, 2008, 02:56:15 PM »
Can you imagine flying rabbits from that monstrosity of mating that will swoop down and skull f*ck ptarmigans!???!!!!!










THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!
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