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Offline AllosaursRus

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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive outraged
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2009, 12:11:22 AM »
He'd have to find it first, probably take a hydraulic jack just to get the excess flesh out of the way. A boy could get lost in there.

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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive outraged
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2009, 04:07:38 AM »
He'd have to find it first, probably take a hydraulic jack just to get the excess flesh out of the way. A boy could get lost in there.

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A boy ? Heck. She could have half the red army under there and no one would be the wiser.

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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive outraged
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2009, 04:57:43 AM »
A boy ? Heck. She could have half the red army under there and no one would be the wiser.


I betcha besides the Extortion racket she lives a grand life.

I have great need to find this woman and go shopping with her.

Funny but a story a few days ago came up about a very obese man who smuggled a gun and 2 ammo clips into jail, in the folds of body fat.

No guard caught this even with the full strip search and shower times. I think he was allergic to the metal, developed ulcers and had no choice but to have it removed.

Trying to do the math here, round trip air fare for her, one night at a hotel and $200.00 for food.

Go shopping in a small U Haul $40.00 A DAY.

Last trip of the day should be for meats for the freezer. people at the store  are tired and want to go home, 6 stores could mean 150 lbs of meat stuffed in those folds of fat.------No live lobsters for obvious reasons.

One aught to be able to get 6 WII machines and tons of games from K Mart.

Then the computers and cameras and chain saws and even an electric generater.

Not more then 2 flat screen TVs cant get greedy now.

Unload after each store and head home with s profit of 900%.

That woman in Pink is more valuable then a kid you put through college to get a Liberal Arts degree.



 








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Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive outraged
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2011, 08:31:10 PM »
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