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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2008, 10:08:38 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on October 23, 2008, 09:58:52 AM
Po-Boys. I don't have a f'n clue what Scrapple is. Maybe some kinda generic board game?  :-)

It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2008, 10:11:11 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 10:08:38 AM
It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.

It didn't taste bad until I knew what was in it.  Never ate it again.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2008, 10:16:11 AM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on October 23, 2008, 09:10:28 AM
What are those things?

scrapple

Hoagie

My uncle Johnnie was at the card game where the hoagie was invented. Not a bouncy.


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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2008, 10:20:41 AM »
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pork mush

It's like sausage without the casing.  Sort of.  I've never actually eaten any, but I did see it once.  Kinda like Bigfoot.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2008, 10:24:08 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 10:08:38 AM
It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.

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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2008, 10:26:41 AM »
Quote from: Chris on October 23, 2008, 10:20:41 AM
It's like sausage without the casing.  Sort of.  I've never actually eaten any, but I did see it once.  Kinda like Bigfoot.

If you we like me and raised in the south, you were raised on sausage patty's, not links.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2008, 10:34:09 AM »
Like many things, it's much better than it sounds! A delicacy, in fact.  :-)
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2008, 10:49:55 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 10:08:38 AM
It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.

Sounds like Souse, AKA Head Cheese.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2008, 11:09:39 AM »
Yeah, roughly similar as far as the ingredients go except it's more than the head.  Head cheese I've seen is usually chunks of meat in a gelatin matrix though, scrapple is all ground up so fine that there are no identifiable meat fibers in it.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2008, 11:29:17 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 22, 2008, 06:09:11 PM
We can just divide it red/blue by county.  Then sell them potatoes for a buck apiece, coal for $600/ton, wood for $20/board, beef by the ounce.... 

In order to SELL them anything, they have to have something of VALUE to BUY with.  I'm sorry, but long-winded screeds from a s/he/it panther in a moonbat's body, and portraits of the Blessed Virgin in elephant excrement just don't hold a whole lot of value for me.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2008, 11:42:13 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 23, 2008, 11:29:17 AM
In order to SELL them anything, they have to have something of VALUE to BUY with.  I'm sorry, but long-winded screeds from a s/he/it panther in a moonbat's body, and portraits of the Blessed Virgin in elephant excrement just don't hold a whole lot of value for me.

Buy home made hash pipes, Macrame pot holders, earthen ewers, hand woven blankets not tainted by the pox, pastel water colored handpainted **cough-cough** art and such.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2008, 11:42:57 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 23, 2008, 11:29:17 AM
In order to SELL them anything, they have to have something of VALUE to BUY with.  I'm sorry, but long-winded screeds from a s/he/it panther in a moonbat's body, and portraits of the Blessed Virgin in elephant excrement just don't hold a whole lot of value for me.

Well, there's always high-quality porno movies, they'll probably still have that corralled.

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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2008, 01:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on October 23, 2008, 10:49:55 AM
Sounds like Souse, AKA Head Cheese.

Double gross.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2008, 03:58:38 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 11:09:39 AM
.....scrapple is all ground up so fine that there are no identifiable meat fibers in it.

My late paternal ancestor, who came from far northwestern Pennsylvania, used to dine on this out here in Nebraska.  It's my understanding scrapple is a dish from central southeastern Pennsylvania, so I have no idea how this happened.

He also poured syrup on it.

Myself, I never partook.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2008, 10:07:48 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on October 23, 2008, 11:42:13 AM
Buy home made hash pipes, Macrame pot holders, earthen ewers, hand woven blankets not tainted by the pox, pastel water colored handpainted **cough-cough** art and such.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2008, 10:17:59 PM »
How do they plan to feed all the "blue peeps" who think they don't have to work to eat? How much food can ya grow in a city?




BTW...I grew up on liver mush....how bad could scrapple be?
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2008, 12:31:48 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 23, 2008, 09:07:10 AM
Well, at least they have the right VP candidate. That was Biden's solution to Iraq.  :whatever:  :mental:

For the record, I'm against it. I'm from a red county in a blue state. I don't feel like moving. You guys don't have decent scrapple, cheesesteaks, or hoagies.

Yeah, but we have hog's head cheese, grits, and liver & lights. That would more than make up for the loss.  :-)

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30. Most of "them" live off of "us"
 We're the ones with the jobs

They're the ones on welfare

Yet they're the ones who complain about taxes

And we're the ones who pull our own weight


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40. HOW TO SPLIT THE COUNTRY
 Edited on Wed Oct-22-08 11:16 AM by Ezlivin
Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly but to give you a clear pictures: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

blah
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How long do you think those businesses and entrepreneurs will stay there under a 90% Top Marginal Rate?

Something tells me you haven't thought this through. :mental:
 

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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2008, 01:28:36 AM »
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Ezlivin  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 11:15 AM
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40. HOW TO SPLIT THE COUNTRY
 Edited on Wed Oct-22-08 11:16 AM by Ezlivin
Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly but to give you a clear pictures: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

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...but no military to ensure that it stays yours... *snicker*
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2008, 08:22:25 AM »
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Ezlivin  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 11:15 AM

40. HOW TO SPLIT THE COUNTRY
 Edited on Wed Oct-22-08 11:16 AM by Ezlivin
Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly but to give you a clear pictures: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

blah
blah
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You get Harvard, we get Ole Miss, Emory, Tulane, Vanderbilt, Rice, Millsaps, Georgia Tech, VMI, The Citadel, Wake Forest, Duke, Florida, and all the other good schools. Cool.

We also get all of the entrepreneurs since they'll be flocking to our country to get away from your excessive taxation that you'll need to pay for your womb to tomb programs. We get Coca-Cola, Bell South, Home Depot, and many, many others.

You can keep the f'n Statue of Liberty. Someone should have scrubbed the words off of her years ago. We're tired of taking the sick, poor, old immigrants of the world. ....now they're your problem.

You get Stem Cell research? Fine, we get the CDC. 

Oh, and the best beaches? Tell ya what, if you think that it's a damn good thing you idiots ARE leaving. New England beaches suck. California beaches? Keep'em, along with the Great Whites. We'll keep Destin, Pensacola, Panama City, Clearwater beach, Miami beach, Daytona beach, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach.

Sounds like a plan.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2008, 08:41:53 AM »
The only problem I see with their division is the loss of Wrigley Field and the Cubbies.   They can keep the rest of Chicago, but I want my Cubbies!
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #45 on: October 24, 2008, 08:52:10 AM »
Quote from: Flame on October 24, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
The only problem I see with their division is the loss of Wrigley Field and the Cubbies.   They can keep the rest of Chicago, but I want my Cubbies!

No problem: Just bring'em with you when you come down south. I think they'll be an opening in Atlanta after all the shifting is done.
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Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
« Reply #46 on: October 24, 2008, 08:53:01 AM »
Quote from: Flame on October 24, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
The only problem I see with their division is the loss of Wrigley Field and the Cubbies.   They can keep the rest of Chicago, but I want my Cubbies!

They would also get the Detroit Lions. We'd get the Titans :bow:
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