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Offline BlueStateSaint

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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2008, 04:40:14 AM »
Ya know, I was kinda curious, but after reading the reactions to the UPs pics, I'll just take y'all's word for it and not go there.   :tongue: :spork:
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2008, 08:03:19 AM »
Quote from: Chris on October 03, 2008, 08:06:33 PM
She reminds me of the various loserly boarding-house residents I've met in my life.  The alchoholics, the mentally damaged. 

Her "male feline counterpart" may be in "his" 40's, but I thought UGP was in her early/mid 20's.

Her pictures are of an obese woman in her mid-40s.
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2008, 08:25:20 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on October 04, 2008, 08:03:19 AM
Her pictures are of an obese woman in her mid-40s.

From the looks of a few of them I am not sure about that part.
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2008, 09:53:51 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on October 04, 2008, 08:03:19 AM
Her pictures are of an obese woman in her mid-40s.

Decked out like a psychedelic gay version of King Tut.

If King Tut were an Emo that thought he was a chick pretending in her heart of hearts that she was a male Panther.

Really.
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2008, 01:09:26 PM »
Bloody hell.  :thatsright:
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2008, 06:57:40 PM »
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-03-08 09:59 PM
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2. It's what my spirit looks like.
 I do not have a human spirit.

Ummm....actually you do but you choose to dress and look like a total freak.  When mainstream society rejects you for said freakiness, you get mad and rail against the system for not "accepting" you.   :mental:
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2008, 07:04:23 PM »
Quote from: whiteguyPI on October 04, 2008, 06:57:40 PM
Ummm....actually you do but you choose to dress and look like a total freak.  When mainstream society rejects you for said freakiness, you get mad and rail against the system for not "accepting" you.   :mental:

You suppose if she's not human, there's a case for terminating all of the welfare she gets, which is restricted to humans?

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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2008, 10:13:28 PM »
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I was talking to my therapist,telling her how alienated I feel,alone an alien in an alien world.I told her I felt like the last unicorn.

Now honestly, if you were its therapist, could you keep a straight face at this point??
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2008, 05:44:33 AM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on October 04, 2008, 10:13:28 PM
Now honestly, if you were its therapist, could you keep a straight face at this point??

SR, nice to finally see ya here.  Anyway, I would hope that the therapist would have a .45 ACP handy, to provide some needed "therapy."
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Re: The Last Unicorn
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2008, 06:37:04 AM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on October 04, 2008, 10:13:28 PM
Now honestly, if you were its therapist, could you keep a straight face at this point??

...and privacy be damned, I'd leave the door open.
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