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Offline Chris_

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The Boss calls him Poop
« on: March 20, 2008, 08:51:26 PM »
 I work with a guy named Dung, that is his first name... I told him he really must change it. I asked if he had a middle name he could go by, he doesn't, if he did, it would probably be Crap or Shite...
I've been trying to be an adult and not give him shit about it, but, the boss calls him poop, so, my resistance is flagging...
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 08:56:44 PM »
Kind of a career limiting moniker when your boss calls him Poop. I take it he is Asian.

How about giving him a nickname like "D"... I'm just grasping!  Hope it works out for the turd.  :lmao:
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 08:59:24 PM »
He's a good guy, too, just stuck with a crappy name...
yes, he's Hmong.
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 09:40:59 PM »
Call him Doug.  That's my older brother's name.  He's full of sh*t too.
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 10:38:11 PM »
I used to have to work with an IT guy who was named "Wing"  I used to say I was "driving Wing Nuts"   :lmao:
I slay me
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 11:49:19 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on March 20, 2008, 10:38:11 PM
I used to have to work with an IT guy who was named "Wing"  I used to say I was "driving Wing Nuts"   :lmao:
I slay me

Did you do him? I'm kidding!

Go take the new quiz in the lounge! Turns out I am half-cocked. :uhsure:
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 10:16:15 AM »
There are also two guys named Tou, one of whom came to work with a shirt that had a big 3 on it, and a guy named Sou, (boy named Sue!!!)
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 12:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 20, 2008, 09:40:59 PM
Call him Doug.  That's my older brother's name.  He's full of sh*t too.

 :rotf:
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 08:19:26 PM »
^ this thread has me lmao too for some crazy reason!  :rotf:
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2008, 08:38:08 PM »
Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing"  :rotf:
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2008, 10:57:31 PM »
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 29, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing"  :rotf:

Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil.  His last name was ****.  I kid you not.  The school listed him as Fock. 
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2008, 11:50:00 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 29, 2008, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 29, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing"  :rotf:

Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil.  His last name was ****.  I kid you not.  The school listed him as Fock. 
Please please prove it
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 03:29:05 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 20, 2008, 09:40:59 PM
Call him Doug.  That's my older brother's name.  He's full of sh*t too.

Bitch slap for that.
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 03:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 29, 2008, 11:50:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 29, 2008, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 29, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing"  :rotf:

Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil.  His last name was ****.  I kid you not.  The school listed him as Fock. 
Please please prove it


People really have names like that.  I've got a friend whose wife is named Suparmart.  Her maiden name, now I don't know the correct spelling, was pronounced "vaginarot".

So before they got married her name was Suparmart Vaginarot.
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 07:15:44 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on March 30, 2008, 03:31:03 AM
Quote from: Big Don on March 29, 2008, 11:50:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 29, 2008, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 29, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing"  :rotf:

Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil.  His last name was ****.  I kid you not.  The school listed him as Fock. 
Please please prove it


People really have names like that.  I've got a friend whose wife is named Suparmart.  Her maiden name, now I don't know the correct spelling, was pronounced "vaginarot".

So before they got married her name was Suparmart Vaginarot.
I'd be afraid to sleep with a girl named Vaginarot. It might leed to cockrot.
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2008, 11:13:54 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 29, 2008, 11:50:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 29, 2008, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 29, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing"  :rotf:

Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil.  His last name was ****.  I kid you not.  The school listed him as Fock. 
Please please prove it


That was 15 years ago.  You'll have to take my word about it.  I'm not known to lie to anyone but God.  No one else is that important.
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2008, 11:37:01 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 30, 2008, 11:13:54 PM
Quote from: Big Don on March 29, 2008, 11:50:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 29, 2008, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: LadyLiberty on March 29, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing"  :rotf:

Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil.  His last name was ****.  I kid you not.  The school listed him as Fock. 
Please please prove it

H5 amigo.

Anyone who doesn't understand that sounds are different between languages doesn't really get the global world.

That was 15 years ago.  You'll have to take my word about it.  I'm not known to lie to anyone but God.  No one else is that important.
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2008, 10:44:45 PM »
When I got to work last night, they were paging someone over the PA.
Pao Pao, naturally, what I heard was POW! POW!
Either a gunfight or Batman...
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2008, 08:05:52 PM »
The tall, thin, blue eyed blonde, school psychologist's name is Aryn... Her parents were ****ing NAZI's! They named their kid ARYAN and dropped the second "A"...
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2008, 11:48:31 PM »
The Pharmacist at the local Wal Mart, his name is Hash.
The DRUGGISTS NAME IS HASH!
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2008, 07:15:56 AM »
"Whats brown and sounds like a bell?"
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Re: The Boss calls him Poop
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2008, 08:17:39 AM »
Sounds like your boss is well on the way to bringing home the losing end of a quarter-million dollar lawsuit to the company.
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