lying titty primitive goes euro

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4107008

Oh my.

The lying titty primitive, for our amusement:

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Sep-27-08 05:41 PM
Original message

There's Europeans everywhere!
   
For the last two weeks, our peninsula has been overrun with Europeans.

They are hunting for houses and properties they can buy with very cheap dollars. And they like it here, due to our area being so much like so many of the better parts of the Med.

http://www.vizzvox.com/stories/9Cx0QpltDHbft01fms

And I welcome them.

Their children exhibit much better behavior than the average American kids I encounter.

And I want to help them furnish their new homes.

DAGDA56  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Sep-27-08 05:48 PM
Response to Original message

1. When you mentioned "our peninsula" I thought you meant Florida...
   
...the same could be said here. By the way, the slide show is cool, but the announcer's accent really gets on my nerves...sort of like a better-read Sarah Palin.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Sep-27-08 05:56 PM
Response to Reply #1

2. This old hippy-dippy chick did it.
   
The thing belongs to me, though, and I am going to do my own voice-over (and not use all that flowery language, either).

Thanks for the input, DAGDA (I twice typed DADGAD, a guitar tuning I use, trying to get your username right), that provides me the incentive and initiative to do what I should have done months ago.

[Bondai]

And I want to help them furnish their new homes.

"I want to suck their asses and act like I have breeding"  FIXED...

[Chris_]

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Sep-27-08 05:56 PM
Response to Reply #1

2. This old hippy-dippy chick did it.
   
The thing belongs to me, though, and I am going to do my own voice-over (and not use all that flowery language, either).

Thanks for the input, DAGDA (I twice typed DADGAD, a guitar tuning I use, trying to get your username right), that provides me the incentive and initiative to do what I should have done months ago.

I'm assuming that Gail Ellingson is the "hippy-dippy chick" since her name is at the top, but it belongs to TiT. She probably made it for him after he explained that he needed it for some super-duper secret mission with Green Beret SEAL Force Recon Team 3.

[GOBUCKS]

The TiTtyboy appears to be conducting a major offensive in an effort to rehabilitate his image at the DUmp. His story about stealing $35 in gasoline from another person's credit card was so seedy, it gave the other DUmmies too much of an unintended glimpse into his grimy, pathetic, true existence.

So he made up this lie about the Europeans coming to TiTtytown for the sole purpose of saying the knick-knack shop belongs to him. A lie, of course.

Then he made up a story about biggest yacht in the world for the sole purpose of saying it belongs to his neighbor. Of course, TiTtyboy is a citizen of the world. In TiTtyboy's alcoholic musings, this imaginary yacht owner has invited TiTtyboy (and his girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild) on board to entertain guests. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4107641

This imaginary fellow, who owns an imaginary $120 million yacht, and who could just as easily have hired The Rolling Stones, instead wants TiTtyboy to serve up the musical stylings.

Right. What better way to entertain your imaginary fellow multimillionaires than to hire the drunken petty thief who works in the neighborhood gift shop?

[Chris]

What a bunch of suckers.

[Bondai]

Right. What better way to entertain your imaginary fellow multimillionaires than to hire the drunken petty thief who works in the neighborhood gift shop?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

[asdf2231]

The TiTtyboy appears to be conducting a major offensive in an effort to rehabilitate his image at the DUmp. His story about stealing $35 in gasoline from another person's credit card was so seedy, it gave the other DUmmies too much of an unintended glimpse into his grimy, pathetic, true existence.

So he made up this lie about the Europeans coming to TiTtytown for the sole purpose of saying the knick-knack shop belongs to him. A lie, of course.

Then he made up a story about biggest yacht in the world for the sole purpose of saying it belongs to his neighbor. Of course, TiTtyboy is a citizen of the world. In TiTtyboy's alcoholic musings, this imaginary yacht owner has invited TiTtyboy (and his girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild) on board to entertain guests. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4107641

This imaginary fellow, who owns an imaginary $120 million yacht, and who could just as easily have hired The Rolling Stones, instead wants TiTtyboy to serve up the musical stylings.

Right. What better way to entertain your imaginary fellow multimillionaires than to hire the drunken petty thief who works in the neighborhood gift shop?

So the guy who was so outraged by a mere Sarah Palin campaign button is really going to be asshole buddies with:

Perkins now (2007) sits on the board of directors of Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation.

 

[franksolich]

One wonders if my fellow alum Skins was making some sort of editorial comment about the lying titty primitive.

The lying titty primitive lit the bonfire about the yacht in General Discussion.

It was moved to the Lounge.

I'll bet that if it had been some other primitive, rather than the lying titty primitive, the bonfire would have stayed in General Discussions.

[LC EFA]

One wonders if my fellow alum Skins was making some sort of editorial comment about the lying titty primitive.

The lying titty primitive lit the bonfire about the yacht in General Discussion.

It was moved to the Lounge.

I'll bet that if it had been some other primitive, rather than the lying titty primitive, the bonfire would have stayed in General Discussions.

A more fitting place would have been the Asylum... ehem... Their 9/11 Forum

[asdf2231]

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-27-08 09:48 PM
Response to Reply #15
20. Hey, there.....
 A couple of friends and I are the entertainment for Monday (me, guitar and shitty vocals).

We are headed to the Farallons.

I hope I can hold my own.

Oughta be quite the ride.

Tom

Shouldn't be a challenge.

I get the impression that he's been "Holding his own" all his life...

[franksolich]

For the record, the most-famous person, the most-famous celebrity, the lying titty primitive has ever dealt with in real life is the faux cowboy bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive.

That's about as high on the Social Register as the lying titty's Christmas-card list gets.

I suppose one might protest, "But the faux cowboy bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is.....well, just only a primitive."

However, the faux cowboy bird-smacking stoned red-face primitive is a third-tier primitive, which ranks him two tiers above the lying titty primitive.

But that's as high as the lying titty's calling-card collection gets.

[Airwolf]

If I remember correctly the worlds most expensive yacht was owned at one time by some Arab guy that deals in weapons and was used as the bad guys yacht in that crappy remake of "Thunderball" called "Never Say Never Again". There is no way the TiTless wonder hangs around with people that could afford even that yacht back in the day let alone now.