*scrolling*
Lesbians
The Fantasy
"Uh, oh. I can already guess where this is going."
*scrolls a little*
The reality!
"Oh, no! No! No! No! Don't do it! Don't! No! No! Nooooooooo!"
*scrolls*
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!! I knew it! I just knew it!"
*burns eyes out with a soldering iron*