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Trump dies; a joke
« on: October 30, 2026, 10:26:51 AM »
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Trump dies; a joke


Trump dies and is buried at Mar A Lago. A man goes to the airport says, "I want to go and piss on Trump's grave."
The ticket agent says, "Okay, one flight to Los Angeles."
The man says, "Los Angeles? Trump is buried in Florida!"
The ticket agent says, "Yes, but Los Angeles is the back of the line."

Ba da dum.

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KS Toronado (25,215 posts)
2. And I thought bank & grocery lines were long on payday.

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3Hotdogs (16,276 posts)
3. The first two words of the thread - - - now that would tickle my scrotum more than any joke.

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Bunch of children laughing stupid jokes

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Re: Trump dies; a joke
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2026, 11:04:20 AM »
Ignoring the sad attempt at humor....
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KS Toronado (25,215 posts)
2. And I thought bank & grocery lines were long on payday

Where are you experiencing these long lines at grocery stores?

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Re: Trump dies; a joke
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2026, 11:07:04 AM »
Ignoring the sad attempt at humor....
Where are you experiencing these long lines at grocery stores?

At the service desk where the illegals are cashing their paychecks.  Those lines should be much shorter now though... 
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Re: Trump dies; a joke
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2026, 11:20:15 AM »
At the service desk where the illegals are cashing their paychecks.  Those lines should be much shorter now though...
Oh. I mistook the meaning. I've never experienced the check-cashing line at the grocery store. Just one of the many cultural events I've missed by living in a red and rural county.

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Re: Trump dies; a joke
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2026, 12:15:17 PM »
Ignoring the sad attempt at humor....
Where are you experiencing these long lines at grocery stores?

At the place where cops jump out of the freezer section.

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Re: Trump dies; a joke
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2026, 08:51:41 PM »
Aren’t they a bit old for that sort juvenility?
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