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Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« on: May 17, 2025, 09:54:41 AM »
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Breakfast out table next to us bow their heads in prayer.

Then i could hear them complaining basically maga talking points.
Pope is too woke
Transgender getting booted from military
Who cares about immigrants being sent to foreign prisons.
Deport all foreigners no due process
Oh here’s one that was old litter boxes in school for students who identify as furries.
Congress needs to pass trumps big beautiful bill.

I kept quiet although i wanted to ask them if they ever heard of a guy called Jesus.


Another report from DUmmyland, where everyone in public talks politics all the time, nonstop, to anyone who'll listen.

Guessing he was drunk and passed out on his own floor.
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2025, 10:13:11 AM »
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2025, 10:16:27 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on May 17, 2025, 10:13:11 AM
I seriously think this guy is doing things to his dog


     I cannot go there in my mind. I also bet DUmmy chicks with dogs buy a LOT of peanut butter.
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2025, 10:28:41 AM »
Ol TEB pulled out all the stops on that one.  :rotf:

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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2025, 10:37:00 AM »
Annotating:

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Then i could hear them complaining basically maga talking points.

Pope is too woke In the real world, conservatives' comments I've seen have basically been, "Wait and see what Leo says/does." Reports I've seen in the past couple of days are of Leo saying things DU-grade Proggies would dislike/hate.

Transgender getting booted from military This is in the process of happening and is in the news

Who cares about immigrants being sent to foreign prisons. Illegal immigrants; typical Prog lying by omission

Deport all foreigners no due process Stupidly false; conservatives have no problems with aliens who are here legally

Oh here’s one that was old litter boxes in school for students who identify as furries. Since "furries" have not been something discussed nationally, I'm going to guess that IF this happened it was a joke about something local

Congress needs to pass trumps big beautiful bill. While many conservatives do want "Trump's" bill to pass, I doubt that many, if any, would use the adjectival phrase "big beautiful", because it's too clunky

Speaking more broadly, why is it weird for a family having breakfast at Waffle House or Denny's or etc. to talk about national news from their conservative POV but not weird for DU-Denizens to fill their hours posting their political news/views in hundreds of DU threads?
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2025, 12:33:23 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 17, 2025, 09:54:41 AM

Another report from DUmmyland, where everyone in public talks politics all the time, nonstop, to anyone who'll listen.

Guessing he was drunk and passed out on his own floor.

"And, then, the Dalai Lama jumped out of the bushes and high-fived a Rabbi at the next booth"?

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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2025, 12:41:37 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 17, 2025, 10:16:27 AM

     I cannot go there in my mind. I also bet DUmmy chicks with dogs buy a LOT of peanut butter.

Eww
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2025, 01:10:19 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 17, 2025, 10:16:27 AM

     I cannot go there in my mind. I also bet DUmmy chicks with dogs buy a LOT of peanut butter.

COSTCO sized tubs of it.
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2025, 02:30:20 PM »
I wonder how that word salad he had for breakfast was.
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2025, 03:47:23 PM »
The donut-doglover is a liar. I realize that it can't really help it because of its mental illness; however, I would think that even a pathological liar would be intelligent enough to attempt to make the lie believable. I guess "intelligent" is never a word that should be used as an adjective in regards to a DUmbass DemonRat. Perhaps the donut-doglover is shooting for the most stupid DUer of the quarter award?
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Re: Duncanpup's breakfast bouncy
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2025, 07:03:30 PM »
Duncan forgot:

Riley Gaines
Tariffs
DOGE/USAID
Trump's "birthday" parade
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