Finally went to see my financial advisor yesterday.

[Texacon]

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Duncanpup (14,439 posts)

Wed May 14, 2025, 05:47 AM

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Finally went to see my financial advisor yesterday.
She gave me the news my reply ****ing trump . She mentioned at least when i retire I’ll have my defined pension from the union and my wife’s pension. My reply ****ing Trump then i said have a good day.

I'll take this as proof positive that TEB has no financial adviser.  I doubt he has any money unless his wife had a life insurance policy.

My investments are doing quite well.

KC

[Carl]

Guess she told him cheetos and weed are not good investments.

[DefiantSix]

Guess she told him cheetos and weed are not good investments.

One might be led to think that they'd be great investments, after all look at how large a percentage of the leftist losers are dependent on these things for mellowing the rough edges to the world around them. Until you remember that:

• leftist losers like the DUmp'Rats aren't as large a percentage of the total population as they'd like to think they are; and
• leftist losers like the DUmp'Rats are just as likely to STEAL their supply of Cheetos (they might be stupid enough to try knocking over their favorite pot dispensary - ONCE) as they are to plunk down their "hard earned" SSDI money for the commodities in question.

[CC27]

This from a guy who talks about his dog moaning in pleasure

[DUmpDiver]

If the DUmmie hates Trump so much then invest in foreign markets.  I recommend Canada since they just elected a lefty globalist who wants every economic decision based on climate change. What could possibly go wrong?

[SVPete]

If this "financial adviser" wasn't the ghost of Boog the Chocolate Lab or the Cave's own FlippyDoo on a mercy mission, TEB was probably told, "You saved nothing and your house is not a liquid asset, so you've got pensions and Social Security." TEB being TEB, he blames Trump for his own failure to save for retirement.

[67 Rover]

Guess she told him cheetos and weed are not good investments.

Did not expect the tulip and pumpkin market to collapse. 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

My guess: "Green" energy initiatives that relied on government subsidies.

[BannedFromDU]

     Anyone with a financial adviser of any repute has been trained and has at least one certification. Part of the certification process is understanding that the markets have their ebbs and flows, variances and covariances, and the two most important words are patience and diversification.

     That said, I suspect TEB's "financial advisor" has no patience ("where's my ****in' money, shithead?") because TEB diversified by buying both weed AND blow. What TEB calls a "financial advisor," I suspect I would call a drug dealer.

[67 Rover]

     Anyone with a financial adviser of any repute has been trained and has at least one certification. Part of the certification process is understanding that the markets have their ebbs and flows, variances and covariances, and the two most important words are patience and diversification.

     That said, I suspect TEB's "financial advisor" has no patience ("where's my ****in' money, shithead?") because TEB diversified by buying both weed AND blow. What TEB calls a "financial advisor," I suspect I would call a drug dealer.

A payday loan shark.

[DLR Pyro]

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I'll take this as proof positive that TEB has no financial adviser.

I thought all the financially savvy DUmmies had brokers

[BannedFromDU]

I thought all the financially savvy DUmmies had brokers

      "My broker is B.F. Hutton. And B.F. Hutton says...quit your bellyaching and put the ballgag back in, or at least bite the pillow. I'm going to be a while."

[BannedFromDU]

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I'll take this as proof positive that TEB has no financial adviser.

     Another tipoff is that no one "goes to see" a financial advisor anymore. They do phone calls or Zoom meetings. All of their delusions continue to be informed by late 70s/early 80s hourlong television drama aesthetics. Probably a dash of Penthouse Forum in there as well.

     Imagine TEB writing a letter to Penthouse Forum:

     "Dear Penthouse Forum I never thought this could happen to me but there I was in line at the grocery store waiting to buy some eggs and some beer and a can of frosting and my nuts itched because it had been about four days since my last shower and the dog was in the car and I was getting a little impatient and I started talking about how Trump is ruining the world yeah and then I remembered I forgot to pick up a sixpack of Hamms and then I thought they don't have Hamms anymore and then it was my turn and the checker said hello and I said hi and she said what do you think of the situation in Kashmir and I said only Kashmir I had was ruined by moths and by the way you guys are out of mothballs and do you sell Hamms and why not and why can't you just order some because I'd buy it and she said no Kashmir the place and I said lady I can't afford to put Kashmir in my place because my financial advisor just told me I'm ****ed and she looked at me funny and said she'd ask about the Hamms and I said lady I don't have any hams here and anyway I'd only buy like one ham at a time because that's all I can eat at once and there's no room in my freezer because there's still a bunch of stuff in there and I can't fit anymore hams and she said I thought you were talking about the beers and I said yeah I'd love to get a beer with you and when I paid and left I noticed she had big tits and now I have a cashier after me so I have to go home and clean up the place or maybe we would just meet somewhere and I wonder if I can bring my dog.

      Signed,
      TEB"

[jukin]

Lies. All lies.

Market, in general, is now up above election day. And if you had been an active trader in options during the last 6 weeks, you would have made a bundle. But DUmbasses are not and they didn't.

[SVPete]

Lies. All lies.

Market, in general, is now up above election day. And if you had been an active trader in options during the last 6 weeks, you would have made a bundle. But DUmbasses are not and they didn't.

If DU-folk acknowledge this fact they will claim Wall Street is in cahoots with Bogey-Trump.

[fatboy]

The recent dip is a buying opportunity. That is if you have some monies to invest.

[Airwolf]

This is what happens when you get your financial advice from some dealer on the local street corner and you have an IQ equal to the same concrete that they walk on.