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I give you my word as a Biden
« on: December 02, 2024, 09:09:19 AM »
No, I will not pardon Hunter.  :rotf:

I rowed over to the island and was going to bring something "pardon" and liar-in-chief related, but it was too much of a target rich environment. I was both laughing so hard AND so amazed at their delusion that I couldn't decide what to bring over. So let me just say this...

Every time SloJo has said that he gives his word as Biden I burst out laughing. Now we know that Biden's word, along with a five dollar bill, will buy you around a dollar's worth of stuff in this "strong" Biden economy. If you're lucky.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2024, 09:38:04 AM »
No, I will not pardon Hunter.  :rotf:

I rowed over to the island and was going to bring something "pardon" and liar-in-chief related, but it was too much of a target rich environment. I was both laughing so hard AND so amazed at their delusion that I couldn't decide what to bring over. So let me just say this...

Every time SloJo has said that he gives his word as Biden I burst out laughing. Now we know that Biden's word, along with a five dollar bill, will buy you around a dollar's worth of stuff in this "strong" Biden economy. If you're lucky.

#PedoJoe's extensive track record with "honesty" being what it is, this should be no surprise to anyone.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2024, 07:06:32 PM »
I knew he was lying from the start. His record on telling the truth is worse than Wile E. Coyotes chasing the Road Runner
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2024, 07:17:19 PM »
It was a lie from Day 1, basically to take it off the campaign issues table. It is possible, once he dropped out, that he hoped Kammie would win and would be the one who would pardon Hunter so he would not, technically, be a liar.

I think Joe "bought" many of his lies from the same source Wile E. Coyote used to get his gadgetry.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2024, 08:30:38 PM »
Biden is a deity no matter what he does. Up until now he was a hero for upholding the rule of law. Now he's a hero for ignoring it.

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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2024, 10:26:03 PM »
Stevie Wonder saw this coming.  :-)
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2024, 08:18:05 AM »
Stevie Wonder saw this coming.  :-)

And Ray Charles was riding shotgun...
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2024, 01:35:16 PM »
When you listen to him say he was Jewish raised in a Puerto Rican bodega got to college degrees and was at the top of his class, cured oily windshield, cancer, and blah blah blah blah blah. Guys just another Democrat leech who never had a job outside of the government. He’s a creep, a pervert, a liar, and a traitor to America.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2024, 09:22:56 AM »
They seem to be using the Whoopi argument that he didn't lie, he changed his mind.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2024, 11:23:16 AM »
And Ray Charles was riding shotgun...

 :rotf: and Ray was saying, "There Joe goes lying again."
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2024, 11:26:11 AM »
When you listen to him say he was Jewish raised in a Puerto Rican bodega got to college degrees and was at the top of his class, cured oily windshield, cancer, and blah blah blah blah blah. Guys just another Democrat leech who never had a job outside of the government. He’s a creep, a pervert, a liar, and a traitor to America.

I heard him make one of those BS claims a year or so ago and told my wife, "I bet he's Santa Claus." She wasn't listening to SloJo so she didn't have any idea of what I was talking about. I told her that he claims to have been and done everything else so he's basically GOT to be Santa Claus.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2024, 06:36:45 PM »
No, I will not pardon Hunter.  :rotf:

I rowed over to the island and was going to bring something "pardon" and liar-in-chief related, but it was too much of a target rich environment. I was both laughing so hard AND so amazed at their delusion that I couldn't decide what to bring over. So let me just say this...

Every time SloJo has said that he gives his word as Biden I burst out laughing. Now we know that Biden's word, along with a five dollar bill, will buy you around a dollar's worth of stuff in this "strong" Biden economy. If you're lucky.

That "my word as a Biden" schtick always bugged me too.  Like the name Biden really means something.

Then when his boy, Hunter said:

"That’s the way Bidens are different and you are a Biden. It’s the price of power and the people questioning you truly have none whereas you do through perseverance and poise."

Chimpy McMethMouth and his liver spotted father fancy themselves comparable to Marcus Junius Brutus from the Roman Republic.

The delusion of these worthless sacks of shit is astounding.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2024, 02:19:19 PM »
I heard him make one of those BS claims a year or so ago and told my wife, "I bet he's Santa Claus." She wasn't listening to SloJo so she didn't have any idea of what I was talking about. I told her that he claims to have been and done everything else so he's basically GOT to be Santa Claus.

It's a wonder he hasn't claimed to be Forrest Gump's Daddy.
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Re: I give you my word as a Biden
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2024, 02:48:18 PM »
Biden's word and the letters 'C', 'A', 'T' will get you 5 points in Scrabble.