A special oportunity for DUers

[FlippyDoo]

I just watch Biden's NATO make-believe press conference. If you believe that that guy is up and at'em at 7:00 AM and goes at it until midnight, I have some very special, magical porcupine eggs to sell you. As a wise anti-theft devise, they are designed to look exactly like cockleburs, but take the word of this fictional spirit-guide, they are exactly as magical as Biden is a 17 hour hard worker.

[Happy Fun Ball]

I also have something to sell you: beachfront property on the shores of the Sea of Tranquility. The sun is always shining and the scenery is quite lovely.

[USA4ME]

He did slightly better tonight than he did in the debate. But that’s the thing with dementia and Parkinson’s; you have good days and bad days. The thing is, the good days become fewer and the bad days come more often. I’m hoping he lingers in the “rollercoaster ride” zone for a while so we can enjoy the party infighting and then watch him diminish during September and October while they cry.

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[Old n Grumpy]

He was definitely better than the debate, but he had plenty of blunders and lost his train of thought frequently. And his speech is slurred.
He’s determined to hang on since his approval is so low I think we’re better off if he stays in.

[Ralph Wiggum]

He was definitely better than the debate, but he had plenty of blunders and lost his train of thought frequently. And his speech is slurred.
He’s determined to hang on since his approval is so low I think we’re better off if he stays in.

The whispers for apparent emphasis are just creepy. He doesn't modulate his voice properly and often talks way too fast.

[Old n Grumpy]

The whispers for apparent emphasis are just creepy. He doesn't modulate his voice properly and often talks way too fast.

And when he makes that stupid grin as well. He also needs to stop being an angry old man ranting at the sky.

[FlippyDoo]

And when he makes that stupid grin as well. He also needs to stop being an angry old man ranting at the sky.

I agree, but there was clip shown recently with him sitting and sort of a resting scowl face. I could have sworn he was Jeff Dunham's Walter.

[DefiantSix]

I agree, but there was clip shown recently with him sitting and sort of a resting scowl face. I could have sworn he was Jeff Dunham's Walter.

Well, both have experience with having someone else's hand up their backside, controlling everything they say and do...

(Congratulations on retiring from your fictional spirit guide gig, by the way. I don't know that I could muster the patience you did every day to deal with those clods in the day room of the DNC's private little asylum. Especially knowing that any advice or counsel you gave those mouth breathers as their Fictional Spirit Guide usually went in one ear and out the other.)

[FlippyDoo]

(Congratulations on retiring from your fictional spirit guide gig, by the way. I don't know that I could muster the patience you did every day to deal with those clods in the day room of the DNC's private little asylum. Especially knowing that any advice or counsel you gave those mouth breathers as their Fictional Spirit Guide usually went in one ear and out the other.)

Thanks. I've always felt led to help the less fortunate. Especially, those with severe mental impairments like the poor folks at DU.