milestogo (16,200 posts)
TFG, when you die, your funeral will be held in prison
The only people willing to eulogize you will be other criminals.
So DUm'Rat;
When you assume room temperature, are your parents planning on flushing you down the toilet like the goldfish you couldn't take care of, or will they just wall you into that garbage dump you've converted their basement into, figuring the stench of your rotting corpse couldn't be any worse than the odors assaulting anybody normal who was brave enough to wander down there?
Or maybe they'll just toss in a lit road flare so they can claim the insurance payoff once the fire dies down. Homeowners insurance, DUm'ass. Even Gerber wouldn't pay out life insurance for an oxygen thief such as yourself.