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Offline DUmpDiver

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Re: DUmp in the Kitchen
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2023, 01:20:20 AM »
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25. Dang it!

I’ve done this exact thing more than once. Once I soaked my hand in ice water because it was the only way to dull the pain….I actually gave myself frostbite which made it all worse. So, don’t do that!

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Offline BamaMoose

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Re: DUmp in the Kitchen
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2023, 04:41:56 AM »
To his credit, a half cooked human hand is still more appetizing than the infamous "Puke Stew".
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Re: DUmp in the Kitchen
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2023, 07:29:37 AM »
I think I told this story before, but these DU anecdotes remind me of one of my college professors talking about a woman he dated. She told him when she made cookies, they were always burnt. When she made mashed potatoes, they were always dry. She apparently never learned her lesson on how to avoid these mistakes.

I can't help but wonder where she is today, and what her DU name is.
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Offline CollectivismMustDie

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Re: DUmp in the Kitchen
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2023, 09:20:49 AM »
Quote from: BamaMoose on February 18, 2023, 04:41:56 AM
To his credit, a half cooked human hand is still more appetizing than the infamous "Puke Stew".

I'm pretty sure I saw something like that 'puke stew' used to patch a leaking roof in a third world country
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Re: DUmp in the Kitchen
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2023, 03:06:13 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on February 18, 2023, 07:29:37 AM
I think I told this story before, but these DU anecdotes remind me of one of my college professors talking about a woman he dated. She told him when she made cookies, they were always burnt. When she made mashed potatoes, they were always dry. She apparently never learned her lesson on how to avoid these mistakes.

I can't help but wonder where she is today, and what her DU name is.

Had a Home Ec teacher admit to accidently leaving the cheese in the wrapper, when making a grilled cheese. I think you only make that mistake once.
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Re: DUmp in the Kitchen
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2023, 09:33:37 PM »
I'd say it amazes me but they are DUmmies.
It's a wonder these folks get thru life seeing how absolutely stupid they are with typical day to day events.
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Re: DUmp in the Kitchen
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2023, 09:43:05 PM »
Quote from: Dblhaul on February 18, 2023, 09:33:37 PM
I'd say it amazes me but they are DUmmies.
It's a wonder these folks get thru life seeing how absolutely stupid they are with typical day to day events.

Many people this dumb are allowed to drive two ton vehicles on freeways.
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