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Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« on: September 08, 2008, 07:54:59 AM »
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Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms

(AP) A wheelchair getaway at a 7-Eleven has police looking for an unusual robbery suspect. Authorities said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas convenience store this week, rolled straight toward the cash register and began hitting it with a baseball bat.

But he didn't grab any cash. The suspect instead stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon, Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said.

Janse said the culprit may have been homeless and probably intoxicated at the time.

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He's gonna need more than one energy drink......   :rotf:
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 08:20:39 AM »
I don't believe this, I think it's a stretchy.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 09:21:55 AM »
I bet he burned rubber out of there.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 09:25:48 AM »
He got a load.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 09:27:20 AM »
Apparently he still has one leg that works.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 11:09:36 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 08, 2008, 08:20:39 AM
I don't believe this, I think it's a stretchy.
I wonder who leaked this story.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 12:05:35 PM »
Instead of a baseball bat, he should've used a magnum.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 01:50:43 PM »
This sort of bad behaviour needs to be taken firmly in hand by the authorities.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 05:14:51 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 08, 2008, 01:50:43 PM
This sort of bad behaviour needs to be taken firmly in hand by the authorities.
I just hope they are up to the task.   :-)
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 10:02:58 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 08, 2008, 05:14:51 PM
Quote from: bijou on September 08, 2008, 01:50:43 PM
This sort of bad behaviour needs to be taken firmly in hand by the authorities.
I just hope they are up to the task.   :-)

I hope they aren't too hard on him.
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Re: Wheelchair Robber Rolls In And Rips Off Condoms
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 11:16:55 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 09, 2008, 10:02:58 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on September 08, 2008, 05:14:51 PM
Quote from: bijou on September 08, 2008, 01:50:43 PM
This sort of bad behaviour needs to be taken firmly in hand by the authorities.
I just hope they are up to the task.   :-)

I hope they aren't too hard on him.
wouldn't want them to shrink from their responsiblities.
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