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Offline Wretched Excess

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Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
« on: September 03, 2008, 11:02:40 AM »

LOL.  this is a fun site.  and the things you read there are almost enough to balance out the outrageous lies you read in the MSM. :-)


Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor


Little known fact
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

Palinebacker.
Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.

Schroedinger’s Palin.
Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

Paleo-Palin
Little known fact: Sarah Palin placed fossils in the ground to test your faith.


Little Known Sarah Palin Facts #3
The good news about a 24 hour news cycle is the little known facts keep coming in.

    * We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
    * Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
    * Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
    * Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
    * Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
    * It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.




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Re: Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 03:58:33 PM »
 :bow: :rotf:
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Re: Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 04:05:12 PM »
More!  :rotf:

Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.

Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.

Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough

Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.

Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.
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Re: Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 04:07:13 PM »
Sarah Palin doesn't hunt...she just walks up to the animals and they go, "OMG! Sarah Palin! im die!"
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Re: Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 05:21:35 PM »
My favorite, because it's true.

Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats  :rotf:
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Re: Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 05:37:30 PM »
I needed a good laugh. These rock!
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Re: Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 07:38:29 PM »
Sarah Palin signed an executive order to have all gyrfalcons to be exterminated for their involvement in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.
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