A very catty Bouncy

[dandi]

In which the subterranean feline goes foraging for food and finds an imaginary mouse to toy with:

Star Member I_UndergroundPanther (8,044 posts)                                                 Thu Dec 16, 2021, 07:27 PM

Ran into a magat in the catfood isle
at walmart.

She was buying cat food as was I. She was upset about the meager pickings,I said yeah its crazy..looks like they're out of medleys ..

Then she went into a angry tirade about Biden.

I said I like Biden.
He's working on the shipping backlog.
All trump is doing is bullshitting any one who will listen that he won an election he lost in a landslide.

She claimed I was communist, (since I said I liked Biden).

I asked her if she even knows what communism is. She told me she knew what communism was because she knew someone who left russia.

I said that does not answer my question.Do you know what communism is?

She was silent

I said funny every magat claims the same thing about someone from russia they know.

However I do know republicans make shit up,convince themselves its true than just have to tell everyone else in earshot what they think is true,in other words they bullshit themselves. And go out and bullshit to other people hoping for a gullible person to buy the bullshit you convinced yourself is true.

She called me an asshole.

I told her I don't talk to strangers that way,I have
good manners and can socialize with people .

I used a calm but patronizing voice.

She fumed. I laughed.
She was leaving the isle

So in reply to the gibberish she was spewing I said be sure when you kiss trumps ass that his diaper is empty. She didn't have a comeback.

I kept it calm matter of fact way.

And I picked out my cat food continued shopping.

She avoided me and said nothing if we passed each other in the store.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216152425

I told her I don't talk to strangers that way, I have
good manners and can socialize with people.

I've always been under the impression that 90% of the people you meet verbally abuse/sexually molest/attempt to murder you.

Star Member enough (12,337 posts)
4. I wish I could be like you! NT

Whack off your boobs, file your teeth into fangs, and paint on some whiskers.

[FunkyZero]

damn, you beat me to it on this one.
Imagine crossing paths with this intellectual tyrannosaur in the cat food isle.
What REALLY happened was this freak encountered another woman in the store who was not wearing a mask, and ran, screeching, out to the parking lot to get it's inhaler and valium.

[DLR Pyro]

recalling the few pictures of the panther that have been posted on here over the years, how can any sane person carry on any kind of conversion with that carnival freak show escapee?

[FunkyZero]

recalling the few pictures of the panther that have been posted on here over the years, how can any sane person carry on any kind of conversion with that carnival freak show escapee?

I looked a couple times but could never find the pictures. I have to imagine it's quite a sight. I recall talk about it dressing up as cats and what it thinks a woman might look like

[Delmar]

So in reply to the gibberish she was spewing I said be sure when you kiss trumps ass that his diaper is empty. She didn't have a comeback.

Everybody knows it's Biden who's famous for shitting his pants--he's the one who needs to wear diapers.

[Tess Anderson]

https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/find/person/p28rr4904ru0n9uurnnr

Habitat America, figures

I looked a couple times but could never find the pictures. I have to imagine it's quite a sight. I recall talk about it dressing up as cats and what it thinks a woman might look like

She avoided me and said nothing if we passed each other in the store.

gee, wonder why?







 
 

[FunkyZero]

egads ! it's as bad as I pictured

[landofconfusion80]

egads ! it's as bad as I pictured

The party of sanity and reason's poster child

[Zathras]

I'll take "Things that did not happen for $200" Alex.

[DLR Pyro]

https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/find/person/p28rr4904ru0n9uurnnr

Habitat America, figures

She avoided me and said nothing if we passed each other in the store.

gee, wonder why?







 
 

Seriously. I don't know the full history of this lifeform,, but is that a dude who used to be a chick, or vice versa? The fur on the chin is confusing me.

[ADsOutburst]

So in reply to the gibberish she was spewing I said be sure when you kiss trumps ass that his diaper is empty. She didn't have a comeback.

You're the ones who have been up his ass all this time. Ooooh, time to up your game, loser. 

And the irony of a Biden supporter mentioning anyone's diaper... 

4. I wish I could be like you! NT

Really? You should aspire to be better, not be part of a race to the bottom with other the people at DU.

[USA4ME]

Guess it finally wanted to try out its paw at writing a bouncy.

Best story it ever told on itself was years ago. It was a pre-teen at the family dinner table when something blew up and it grabbed the meat off its plate and ran out into the yard, hid behind some bushes, and gnawed down on its dinner. The whole story as told by the panther was a laughing scream.

It’s one of those posts that, had we have known what this freak would have developed into, we would have saved it. At the time, it was just another story from a moonbat at a site of moonbats.

.

[Karin]

Star Member alphafemale (17,440 posts)

20. Did everyone applaud?

I think I've read this.

 

Star Member I_UndergroundPanther (8,054 posts)

28.

And there were other people in the isles nearby who got a kick out of it all ,and thanked me for doing it

 

Most of the DUmmies are just lapping it up.  Happens every time.  That was hilarious.  Thanks for the pics, Tess. 

[67 Rover]

Guess it finally wanted to try out its paw at writing a bouncy.

Best story it ever told on itself was years ago. It was a pre-teen at the family dinner table when something blew up and it grabbed the meat off its plate and ran out into the yard, hid behind some bushes, and gnawed down on its dinner. The whole story as told by the panther was a laughing scream.

It’s one of those posts that, had we have known what this freak would have developed into, we would have saved it. At the time, it was just another story from a moonbat at a site of moonbats.

.

You obviously forgot about its stint working with the CIA drinking Pineapple juice and remote viewing into secret facilities.
No I am not kidding. 

[SVPete]

So UGP uses her $$ leeched off taxpayers to buy pricey cat food?





Are cats capable of digesting "garden greens"?

When Ralston Purina owned Jack in the Box restaurants, was JitB Purina People Chow?  

[ADsOutburst]

She was leaving the isle

28.

And there were other people in the isles nearby who got a kick out of it all ,and thanked me for doing it

A peculiar story indeed. 

[DLR Pyro]

She was leaving the isle

28.

And there were other people in the isles nearby who got a kick out of it all ,and thanked me for doing it

A peculiar story indeed. 

it must be referring to the chain of islands where the misfits of society exist

[CollectivismMustDie]

Whether the particular flavor of shit sandwich (communism) is actually applicable, is irrelevant to the fact that the shit sandwich in question is still a shit sandich (collectivism).

Collectivists always want you to dicker over the flavor.

[USA4ME]

You obviously forgot about its stint working with the CIA drinking Pineapple juice and remote viewing into secret facilities.
No I am not kidding. 

You’re right, I vaguely remember about that.

.

[Texacon]

You obviously forgot about its stint working with the CIA drinking Pineapple juice and remote viewing into secret facilities.
No I am not kidding. 

Is that real?  I don’t remember that at all. lol

Can someone find that?!  Hahahaha!  I’ve got to read that.

KC

[Aristotelian]

Ran into a magat in the catfood isle
at walmart.

Given the misspelling of 'aisle' perhaps 'magat' is a misspelling of 'maggot' and the rest is a conversation which she/he/it had with a larva which fell out of his/her/its fur.

[SVPete]

I only talk politics with rando strangers at the deli counter - never the pet food isle or aisle - so UGP's is obviously fictional!

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

"She claimed I was communist, (since I said I liked Biden)."
1. Yeah, right. I very much doubt any modern conservative would say that to a person's face. It sounds like something from a movie.
2. The Left, in contrast, have openly called anyone who votes for a candidate they themselves don't support "Racists" and "Nazis."

[Kc25]

https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/find/person/p28rr4904ru0n9uurnnr

Habitat America, figures

She avoided me and said nothing if we passed each other in the store.

gee, wonder why?







 
 

What the hell is that?

[landofconfusion80]

What the hell is that?

Science has been asking the same thing for decades