I mentioned in the Shoutbox that I was black out drunk last Friday, during a "morale" event.
At the end of the event - when I was good and toasted - the current staff director called out a young captain who I consider to be my kid sister as the future director of our staff directorate.
Some people groaned - as a joke (she is universally adored).
In response to their groaning (given in jest) I apparently shouted out, "**** YOU! SHE DESERVES IT!"
Anyway - I haven't been prosecuted.