The helpful Amish
A Mennonite farmer was working in his pasture in south Georgia notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahi Gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.".....
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
