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Offline franksolich

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the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« on: March 23, 2021, 07:02:20 PM »
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Oh my.

The sparkling old dude, years ago the "husb2Sparkly" dude.

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Stinky The Clown (62,950 posts)     Tue Mar 23, 2021, 02:09 PM

So how do you think Joe's doing? Looking for short, pithy answers.

I think he's doing great and so far is steps to miles ahead of any of his still living predecessors. And then some.

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CaliforniaPeggy (136,480 posts)      Tue Mar 23, 2021, 02:16 PM

6. HE'S DOING GREAT! ♥

<<<much astonished to see that CalPig's still kicking. She is pretty old, after all.

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LizBeth (7,979 posts)      Tue Mar 23, 2021, 02:20 PM

7. The only thing I have disagreed with at this point is firing people that smoked or smoke pot.

That is stupid.

^^^oddly, that's the only thing Old Joe's done of which franksolich approves.

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rownesheck (1,444 posts)      Tue Mar 23, 2021, 03:04 PM

17. Boring.

Which is just what I want.

The sparkling old dude got a fair number of primitive responses, about par for the course for him, but they're all predictably boringly similar comments.
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2021, 07:40:39 PM »
I didn't know there was :stoner: -weed that potent.
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2021, 07:50:58 PM »
Joe’s not conscious, so he’s doing fine. It’s the rest of the reasonable universe that is prepping for the trouble to come.

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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2021, 08:56:37 AM »
Military bands will no longer play "Hail to the Chief" whenever Biden enters. Instead they will play, "Stairway to Heaven."
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2021, 09:25:53 AM »
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 24, 2021, 08:56:37 AM
Military bands will no longer play "Hail to the Chief" whenever Biden enters. Instead they will play, "Stairway to Heaven."

I guess that I am going to hide my guns upstairs safe from the figurehead Biden.
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2021, 09:28:46 AM »
Despite largely being a no-show in public, he's already done horribly in foreign policy, killed jobs, allowed the border problems to worsen, and is now proposing gun legislation or executive action, based on his ignorance of the subject. Impressive indeed!
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2021, 10:09:46 AM »
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 24, 2021, 08:56:37 AM
Military bands will no longer play "Hail to the Chief" whenever Biden enters. Instead they will play, "Stairway to Heaven."

Maybe it should be “Highway to Hell”
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2021, 11:20:21 AM »
Quote from: Workover on March 24, 2021, 10:09:46 AM
Maybe it should be “Highway to Hell”

"Another One Bites The Dust", perhaps?
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2021, 11:23:07 AM »
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 24, 2021, 08:56:37 AM
Military bands will no longer play "Hail to the Chief" whenever Biden enters. Instead they will play, "Stairway to Heaven."

The jingle for the company "Visiting Angels".
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2021, 02:32:29 PM »
How about " We're on a road to nowhere", or " 90 miles an hour down a dead end street" :thatsright:
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Re: the sparkling old dude wants to know how Old Joe's doing
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2021, 03:04:05 PM »
Quote from: enslaved1 on March 24, 2021, 11:20:21 AM
"Another One Bites The Dust", perhaps?

I was thinking Comfortably Numb.
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