... They don't KNOW that, but probably suspect it after today. Politics came up and they're all grumbling. I just sighed and said "Can't we just have a nice lunch?" They chuckled and one guy said "Well I'm stocking up on bullets because when Trump gets re-elected, there's going to be a civil war."
If anything resembling this happened,
Star Moron TexasBushwhacker was being trolled.
But this
aligns too perfectly with the long-lived DU/Prog-fantasy that conservative gun owners are itching to start a civil war. So the
is almost certainly fiction, possibly starting with the implied factoid that
Star Moron TexasBushwhacker has a job.