dedicated to alec, of the hide5 site:
I act like a racist and I'm loud
I used to feel alone in a crowd
But now you look around these days
There seems to be a racist label CRAZE
I'm a racist he's a racist she's a racist we're all racist
wouldn't you like to be a racist too?
I'm a racist he's a racist she's a racist
If you call me racist, then you're a racist too!
We racists are an interesting breed
An overused name is what we need
Ask any racist and they'll say "I got a new name for me today"
I'm a racist he's a racist she's a racist we're all racist
Wouldn't you like to be a racist too?
Be a racist label me a racist
Be a racist label me a racist
Be a racist label me a racist
Be a racist label me a racist
--sung to the tune of a 1970s (?) television commercial for Dr. Pepper