Barack Obama's 'lost' brother found in Kenya

[Wretched Excess]

this was, I suppose, a possible destiny for The BarackStar! if it wasn't for his "typical white grandmother", who raised him.

Barack Obama's 'lost' brother found in Kenya
Senator Barack Obama's long lost brother has been tracked down for the first time living in a shanty town in Kenya, reports claimed.

The Italian edition of Vanity Fair said that it had found George Hussein Onyango Obama living in a hut in a ramshackle town of Huruma on the outskirts of Nairobi.

Mr Obama, 26, the youngest of the presidential candidate's half-brothers, spoke for the first time about his life, which could not be more different than that of the Democratic contender.

"No-one knows who I am," he told the magazine, before claiming: "I live here on less than a dollar a month."

According to Italy's Vanity Fair his two metre by three metre shack is decorated with football posters of the Italian football giants AC Milan and Inter, as well as a calendar showing exotic beaches of the world.

Vanity Fair also noted that he had a front page newspaper picture of his famous brother - born of the same father as him, Barack Hussein Obama, but to a different mother, named only as Jael.

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[Sadie]

That POS father Obama was so proud of really got around. How many does this make? I bet Michelle Obama wants to scratch out the eyes of this magazine writer.

[franksolich]

That POS father Obama was so proud of really got around. How many does this make? I bet Michelle Obama wants to scratch out the eyes of this magazine writer.

What's known of Barry "Goldwater" Obama's father is that he was coddled by the British when Kenya was part of British East Africa; the British were getting ready to leave the area in a few years, and Barry "Goldwater" Obama's father was considered talented enough to ease the transition to independence.

But at the same time the British were coddling him, he was collaborating with the Kenyan terrorists.

After independence in 1963, Barry "Goldwater" Obama's father was reasonably expected to hold some sort of high-level job in the new government, but that didn't happen.  He didn't get purged or anything; just ended up in some sort of low-level job in the new government.

He had some sort of personal problems, and chafed at the ingratitude of the terrorists, who were by then the government, and so took to the bottle.  For quite a few years, he managed to continue as a minor functionary in the Kenyan government, but the drinking took a toll.  He died driving while drunk, in 1983 I think.

He had, if I recall correctly, four wives. 

And it's true--without grandma who he threw under the bus, Barry "Goldwater" Obama would have never been what he is today.

[Lord Undies]

"....and every year around Kwanzaa time, brother Barry would send brother George a new bone.  Brother George never understood the signifcance of this jesture until meeting brother Barry in 2006.  That was when brother Barry looked brother George squarely in the nose and asked brother George why he was not wearing brother Barry's last gift."

This part was left out of the Vanity Fair article.   :innocent:

[Donpeyote]

 His Brother looks like a Former Wide Reciever for the Dallas Cowboys who has fallen on hard times ...

[Chris_]

Geez....the "magic negro" expects us to "contribute" at gun-point to support the poor and less fortunate everywhere.........even going so far as to misquote Matthew last Saturday during the Saddleback Forum, and his own brother lives on 12 bucks a year in a mud hut in Kenya????????

My parents always taught me that "charity begins at home"...........

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[thundley4]

Obamas brother has somehow managed to get a cell phone for his son.

[GOBUCKS]

I remember the innocent good old days when Billy Carter and Hugh Rodham were the black sheep of presidential families.