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DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« on: May 29, 2018, 03:42:18 PM »
Beacuse there is only so much you can say about Rosanne being cancelled...

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Sun May 27, 2018, 07:03 PM

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More than 220,000 pounds of Spam recalled over oral injuries
   
Source: CBS/AP

CBS/AP May 27, 2018, 6:26 PM

AUSTIN, Minn. -- The U.S. Department of Agriculture is recalling more than 228,000 pounds of Spam and another product made by Minnesota-based Hormel after four consumers complained about metal objects in the food. The USDA's Food Safety and Inspection Service says the canned chicken and pork in question was produced in February at the company's plant in Fremont, Nebraska.

The agency said "minor oral injuries" were reported but said they received "no additional reports of injury or illness" from consumption of the products.

The recall covers 12-ounce metal cans containing "SPAM Classic" with a "Best By" date of February 2021 date. Those products were shipped throughout the U.S.

The production codes are F020881, F020882, F020883, F020884, F020885, F020886, F020887, F020888 and F020889.

Read more: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/spam-recall-hormel-canned-meats-2018-05-27/ 

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Sun May 27, 2018, 07:28 PM

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2. I had a piece of sneaker in a hot dog once
doubt they had a recall system at the time.

A sneaker.  :drool:

In your weiner.  :drool:

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Sun May 27, 2018, 07:40 PM

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3. QA is kind of sucky there, Hormel....
 
You processed 228K lbs of product before you noticed there was a problem with your equipment or that of one of your suppliers? Oh, that's right. You didn't notice it at all. I was your customers who figured it out when they chomped down on bits of metal.

Obviously the solution to Hormel's problem is to hire more genius DUmmies.  :drool: :drool:

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Mon May 28, 2018, 11:30 AM

forgotmylogin (3,988 posts)

19. I used to think it was disgusting. <--- it is.
 
I've been caring for my mom who is really picky and can't chew well. She loves the stuff, because it's easy for her to eat and I've discovered it's not so bad - I make sure to buy the "lite" kind with less fat and (more importantly) less salt. It's a guilty pleasure like bacon. I actually want to try it in tiny cubes in a stir-fry like they show in the commercial.

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Mon May 28, 2018, 06:59 PM

PDittie (7,899 posts)

25. For what it is
 Canned, processed meat by-product extruded into a block ... you could do worse, actually

Yum Yum!   :drool: :drool: :drool:

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Mon May 28, 2018, 09:17 PM

forgotmylogin (3,988 posts)

26. I think it works best treated as a flavoring like bacon. <---- need to get NJ Cher on this pronto!

If you don't have any ham it would probably be awesome cut into small cubes to flavor a pot of beans. And it would save you adding salt. Or saute slivers of it really crispy on top of macaroni or cheesy potatoes.


Every so often a food trend comes along that seems so crazy it just might be awesome. Right now, that buzzy ingredient is Spam. Yep, renowned chefs are incorporating the Hawaiian staple into fancy tasting menus alongside snootier foods. Since we’re all about getting in on a trend while it’s hot, we’ve compiled 12 mouthwatering ways to cook with the canned meat (which, for your information, is 90 percent pork shoulder and 10 percent ham).


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/purewow/12-actually-delicious-way_b_9349650.html


 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Woman, get me one of them spam sammich now!

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Mon May 28, 2018, 12:56 PM

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21. Nooooooooo....
 
...on a lighter note. You have to cut it thin and fry it, otherwise you will not be able to get it down. Tastes good in a mustard and spam sandwich.


 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Sort of like eating mountain oysters!

Talk about something that tastes awful and has no redeaming value...
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Mon May 28, 2018, 02:01 PM

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22. You forgot the "Not From The Onion" disclaimer
 
Getting rid of a ton of spam? Sounds my weekly purging of my email folders.

 rocktivity 

I thought that this creature had ODed or something.
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Re: DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2018, 04:44:29 PM »
You're supposed to OPEN the can before eating it, STUPID!!! :thatsright:

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Re: DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2018, 05:19:06 PM »
Sorry, but I kinda like spam.   It's got salt and fat.  What's not to like.    I'll fry it with eggs sometimes, although I'll admit it's even too salty for me sometimes.


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Re: DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2018, 06:01:04 PM »
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege and toxic masculinity while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

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Re: DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2018, 06:14:59 PM »
Sorry, but I kinda like spam.   It's got salt and fat.  What's not to like.    I'll fry it with eggs sometimes, although I'll admit it's even too salty for me sometimes.

My wife likes it, but I can tolerate it sliced thin and fried with mustard. (wow I agree with one of the DUmmies).  Sliced thin and fried is also the only way I'll think about eating liver, too.

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Re: DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2018, 07:30:59 AM »
You're supposed to OPEN the can before eating it, STUPID!!! :thatsright:

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Not doing that increases the iron content. :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2018, 07:34:32 AM »
Hell, Spam is the state food of Hawaii.
Lots of moonbats love their Spam.
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Re: DUmmy LBN: SPAM in the news!
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2018, 05:00:01 PM »
Not doing that increases the iron content. :whistling:

What you did there... I see it!