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Offline Toastedturningtidelegs

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Re: I am sad tonight
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2008, 03:59:15 PM »
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Re: I am sad tonight
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2008, 04:16:19 PM »
I'm sad too.  I saw our neighbor's dog get ran over.  Muffib is dead.  Sweet little dog who doesn't ordinarily leave the porch.  Poor Mrs. Sweeney.  Muffin was all she had since her husband died last Christmas Day.  I don't know what to do for her.  She's out digging a hole right now, crying her eyes out.  She has Muffin wrapped up in her best comforter.  It's so sad.

Lets get her a Pitbull.
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Re: I am sad tonight
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2008, 04:44:14 PM »
I'm sad too.  I saw our neighbor's dog get ran over.  Muffib is dead.  Sweet little dog who doesn't ordinarily leave the porch.  Poor Mrs. Sweeney.  Muffin was all she had since her husband died last Christmas Day.  I don't know what to do for her.  She's out digging a hole right now, crying her eyes out.  She has Muffin wrapped up in her best comforter.  It's so sad.

Lets get her a Pitbull.

Muffin was a Pitbull.