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Offline AzJames73

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DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« on: December 26, 2017, 07:32:19 AM »
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Just before Christmas, when I was a kid of about 15 or so....
I was in a bathroom when a girl left her pocketbook on the sink when she went into the bathroom stall. I stole her purse and gave away all it's contents, including the money...I just wanted the purse, cause I was 15 and didn't own a purse.

I gave her driver's license to a friend, who got pulled over, and showed her license to the cop! I was sitting beside her, and she gave me up! Surprise! I Admitted to the crime, and went to court.

I told the judge I just wanted the purse, and everything just seemed to go away. Not sure what happened?

Anyway, that Christmas, under the tree was a beautiful purse! I still cry after 50 years!

So what happened DUmmy ? Juvenile detention ? Probation ? Did the Judge just slap your hand ?

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Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2017, 07:39:49 AM »
Wow.  They have no moral compass.  None.  It's like the 3 thugs who shoplifted in China.  Damn, most of them thought it was no big deal.

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Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2017, 07:46:44 AM »
Sounds like Juvie hearing officer, they do look at whether it was a real budding criminal's early efforts or just a stupid kid trick.  Does sound like the latter, here.  I expect her parents made full restitution, whether she knew it or not, or it wouldn't have gone away.
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Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2017, 07:53:35 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 26, 2017, 07:46:44 AM
Sounds like Juvie hearing officer, they do look at whether it was a real budding criminal's early efforts or just a stupid kid trick.  Does sound like the latter, here.  I expect her parents made full restitution, whether she knew it or not, or it wouldn't have gone away.


What's sad is she doesn't remember what happened after court.  I can promise you one thing, the ass whupping I got after we got home from court would be the thing I remembered most!

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Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2017, 12:34:51 PM »
"I stole a purse when I was 15, handed out the contents and it turned me into a Democrat. I've had the urge to take things from people and give it to others ever since."
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Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2017, 12:58:32 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on December 26, 2017, 07:53:35 AM

What's sad is she doesn't remember what happened after court.  I can promise you one thing, the ass whupping I got after we got home from court would be the thing I remembered most!

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Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2017, 01:06:49 PM »
I think I figured out why you're a self-entitled narcissist - er - I meant "Democrat."
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Re: DUmmie's 50 year old theft
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2017, 04:16:14 PM »
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Just before Christmas, when I was a kid of about 15 or so....
I was in a bathroom when a girl left her pocketbook on the sink when she went into the bathroom stall. I stole her purse and gave away all it's contents, including the money...I just wanted the purse, cause I was 15 and didn't own a purse.

I gave her driver's license to a friend, who got pulled over, and showed her license to the cop! I was sitting beside her, and she gave me up! Surprise! I Admitted to the crime, and went to court.

I told the judge I just wanted the purse, and everything just seemed to go away. Not sure what happened?

Anyway, that Christmas, under the tree was a beautiful purse! I still cry after 50 years!

Folks, this is how criminals start.
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