TEB posts another stream of...consciousness

[BannedFromDU]

TEB (1,013 posts)

Great news we will be grandparents


Our daughter called us at 0445 this morning I work 20:00 to 0400 I saw it was her calling panic why is she calling us at this time. But it was beautiful moment on speaker phone my wife crying tears of joy I was holding her , we are on cloud floating emotionally this morning. And now as I sit on back patio with the boog the chocolate lab having coffee. I'm thinking wow our little girl thinking of the kids three daughters grown up two 12 year old boys at home. I remember our oldest memories from her birth to her and her mother and I hanging in the wading pool when she was so little, we used to cuddle on the couch in evenings and she would fall asleep. Or time I was teaching her to drive and she took out a stop sign she was panicking it was rural county stop sign. She said what are we going to do dad should we call state police. I said no I'll take care of it I called township after we got home and said hey that stop sign on Williams road is down , secretary said thank you for letting us know. Yea no problem. I was telling the boog your going be an uncle I told the boog. I'm having hard time wrapping my head around that she will be a mother the kid who used to crawl in bed with us when it thunder stormed. The daughter on her first day of kindergarten got off the bus , and we were excited to hear how it went. And her reply was my teacher is old and smells like great grandmother. Just floating this morning DU community feeling good take it easy.

Unless she decides to have it killed, sucked, and scraped from her womb, you mean.

You know how DUmmies always post "REPUBLICAN FAMILY VALUES" whenever some R screws up somehow with women or drugs? That's how I feel when they post horseshit like this about how happy they are about babies. Hard to get excited about a liberal having a baby when in a couple of days TEB will be howling like this like this is how he's going to type his stream of piss prose to say wow guys it's her body her choice and if she wants to abort it then it's her choice and it's not a baby and all of that bullshit.

Let's hope your daughter isn't a piece of shit like you are, TEB, and she actually decides not to kill her baby.

[Old n Grumpy]

How nice, sitting on the porch with your bong while your chocolate ( Is that racist or diverse?) lab has coffee.  A great way to start the day.

[67 Rover]

Unless she decides to have it killed, sucked, and scraped from her womb, you mean.

You know how DUmmies always post "REPUBLICAN FAMILY VALUES" whenever some R screws up somehow with women or drugs? That's how I feel when they post horseshit like this about how happy they are about babies. Hard to get excited about a liberal having a baby when in a couple of days TEB will be howling like this like this is how he's going to type his stream of piss prose to say wow guys it's her body her choice and if she wants to abort it then it's her choice and it's not a baby and all of that bullshit.

Let's hope your daughter isn't a piece of shit like you are, TEB, and she actually decides not to kill her baby.

Never mind Chicago or Philly, the single most dangerous place on planet Earth is a liberal mothers womb.

[zeitgeist]

"Boog"  going to be an uncle?   Maybe he meant Borg?     

[SVPete]

Just floating this morning DU community feeling good take it easy.

How many     hits dd it take to float you, TEB?

[Maverick1987]

The boog is going to be an uncle!

[Drafe Hoblin]

This is the first post I've ever read from the guy.

No grammar or punctuation skills.  Unreal.

And it doesn't sound like he admitted he-and-his-kid destroyed the stop-sign.  He just 'reported it being down'. 

" ... on cloud floating emotionally... "  Brilliant. 

[FunkyZero]

This is the first post I've ever read from the guy.

No grammar or punctuation skills.  Unreal.

And it doesn't sound like he admitted he-and-his-kid destroyed the stop-sign.  He just 'reported it being down'. 

" ... on cloud floating emotionally... "  Brilliant.

yea, the tripe from this one is often unintelligible and open to a lot of guess work during interpretation. the structure is so bad, it's actually difficult to figure out what it is saying at times.

[SVPete]

yea, the tripe from this one is often unintelligible and open to a lot of guess work during interpretation. the structure is so bad, it's actually difficult to figure out what it is saying at times.

Makes nads seem erudite.

[FunkyZero]

Makes nads seem erudite.

Nads was before my time I believe... but if it's worse than this wanker, I can't imagine how anyone could ever figure out what it's inept little brain is trying to communicate

[SVPete]

Nads was before my time I believe... but if it's worse than this wanker, I can't imagine how anyone could ever figure out what it's inept little brain is trying to communicate

IIRC, nads is a journalist-wannabe from Mexico who lives in the San Diego area. English is something like her third or fourth language, and her confidence well exceeds her skills. She's not very tall and kind of oval-shaped.

In particular, her grammar and syntax are taxing, and her Malaprops are frequent. That would be fine, except she won't acknowledge the limits of her English skills.

[zeitgeist]

I believe this is a  student of Nadine who, in addition to being a daughter of the Fifth House Betazed, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx,  and, Heir of the Holy Rings, was also a professor in residence at the Vesta Numbers 'stream of unconsciousness' writing academy. 

Vesta never let punctuation slow her down.  I believe both Vesta and Nads were married to bubble heads so there is a plausible explanation.  (ie: After six months under water when I get home I am going to  her brains out)

Or it could just be publik edukation.

[FunkyZero]

IIRC, nads is a journalist-wannabe from Mexico who lives in the San Diego area. English is something like her third or fourth language, and her confidence well exceeds her skills. She's not very tall and kind of oval-shaped.

In particular, her grammar and syntax are taxing, and her Malaprops are frequent. That would be fine, except she won't acknowledge the limits of her English skills.

ok, wait a minute.. yes I DO know her.
I was trolling her and had quite a back and forth with her on the DU facebook page when the DUmp went down election night. she runs some stupid website pretending to be a journalist... now It's all coming back to me. She has no love for DU... but that didn't stop me from taunting the hell out of her over crooked meemaws loss

[Skul]

ok, wait a minute.. yes I DO know her.
I was trolling her and had quite a back and forth with her on the DU facebook page when the DUmp went down election night. she runs some stupid website pretending to be a journalist... now It's all coming back to me. She has no love for DU... but that didn't stop me from taunting the hell out of her over crooked meemaws loss

That's the one, Funk. Ben Franklin's twin sister.
She thought herself a goddess of knowledge and would bristle at
anyone that  presented facts that proved her wrong. 
Failure to kowtow to her vast intelligence would earn you the dreaded "PLONK". 
It was sad to see her go.

[SVPete]

ok, wait a minute.. yes I DO know her.
I was trolling her and had quite a back and forth with her on the DU facebook page when the DUmp went down election night. she runs some stupid website pretending to be a journalist... now It's all coming back to me. She has no love for DU... but that didn't stop me from taunting the hell out of her over crooked meemaws loss

She made herself obnoxious to DU-folk through her condescension, arrogance, narcissism, and pretentiousness. She was also a BernieBot. She posted briefly on the JackPiney's site, but they're former DUers, for the most part, and didn't leave their distaste for nads behind when they left DU. So nads' in-character posts were ill received. nads kicked the JackPiney dust off her feet and went back to her San Diego Reporting site ("Reporting" is the first word in its name, but I didn't want to give it any extra Google presence). Last I heard, she was having a begathon because it was losing $$.

[FunkyZero]

She made herself obnoxious to DU-folk through her condescension, arrogance, narcissism, and pretentiousness. She was also a BernieBot. She posted briefly on the JackPiney's site, but they're former DUers, for the most part, and didn't leave their distaste for nads behind when they left DU. So nads' in-character posts were ill received. nads kicked the JackPiney dust off her feet and went back to her San Diego Reporting site ("Reporting" is the first word in its name, but I didn't want to give it any extra Google presence). Last I heard, she was having a begathon because it was losing $$.

I do recall seeing something on the website asking for money... can't remember the web address now, and honestly, not all that interested in visiting again anyway.
I did, however, have plenty of fun baiting her up and taunting her during The Great DUmp Outage of 2016.