I also have reason to believe he's attempting to start his own religion. What would you call them? Tubbites? The Church of Tubby Tobin's Larder Day Saints? Overallists?

That made me LOL BH! H5!
Now realistically, Tubbs may be on to something here. The mormons just knock on my door and tell me about their religion. Wanna give me pamphlets. That bores me and I send them on their way forthwith. That is if the doggies ain't out. Nobody seems to come to the door when the doggies are out for some reason.
Now if someone was to bring me some BBQ ribs, cole slaw, fries and some baked beans... well I think I would be inclined to listen to them.. until I ate it all. Give the doggies the scraps and these people could probably come back as many times as the want.

If they was to give me a 12 pack of Yuengling with it they could probably stay until I went to bed. I can listen to some bullshit as long as I got some beer.
