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Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« on: May 30, 2017, 08:22:39 PM »
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Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me

He looks like a robot. That blank look on his face at all times. The animatronics at Disneyland look more like human beings than does he.

it's because he is a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. It's funny you say that, because I've started feeling that way about Ivanka

the more I look at her, the less human she seems. She, too, has the vacant look, and it's starting to creep me out.

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5. I've made that observation myself, now I think of him as the Jewish John Boy Walton...

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8. Jared and Ivanka are metaphorically speaking by their facial expressions.

Facial expressions communicate emotions. So does an expressionless face. Both are forms of communication. Ivanka and Jared do not makes facial expressions in range of a television camera. The intentionally flattened affect exhibited by both shows that neither want to convey any emotional valence or charge. This coordinated approach toward public appearances can easily suggest that the two are concealing a whole breadth of emotions that they'd prefer not be conveyed to the public.

Nothing is illegal or untoward about this, but when viewed within the context of the entire Trumpy Administration being awash in secrecy, Jared and Ivanka are simply being congruent as they, too, are immersed in the cult of secrecy. They, too, appear to know what's happening behind closed doors. They, too, know the feeling of Putin's breath on the backs of their necks.

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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2017, 09:24:31 PM »
Somebody need to turn some sane comedian on to DU. If DU-folk can be proportionally satirized, it would take a seasoned professional comedian.

Just had a thought ... what would a Jeff Dunham DU-member puppet look like? Who should the puppet be most like?
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2017, 04:06:32 AM »
Dehumanizing an adversary makes it easier to justify violence against them.
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2017, 11:14:55 AM »
I find those people hard to believe, is it jealousy, envy, or just pure unadulterated hate that drives these people?
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2017, 11:25:59 AM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on May 31, 2017, 11:14:55 AM
I find those people hard to believe, is it jealousy, envy, or just pure unadulterated hate that drives these people?

Yes.

I know that's kind of a standard joke, but DU-grade Progs have been driven by envy and jealousy for many decades. As for the hatred, well, Trump daring to win turned their hatred up to 1100.

Unless something crushingly drastic happens, what we are experiencing now will be the normal of the next 3.5-7.5 years.
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2017, 11:37:06 AM »
To the DUmbasses, THIS is what normal people are supposed to look like (non-white is preferred, but this will do...for now):





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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2017, 12:47:57 PM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on May 31, 2017, 11:37:06 AM
To the DUmbasses, THIS is what normal people are supposed to look like (non-white is preferred, but this will do...for now):


You could have used any image of Michelle Obama you know...
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2017, 01:30:14 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 31, 2017, 12:47:57 PM
You could have used any image of Michelle Obama you know...

'People,' not 'Wookies.' :whistling:
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2017, 04:04:36 PM »
Well for a DUchebag, not being morbidly obese is not looking human.
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2017, 04:13:14 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on May 30, 2017, 09:24:31 PM
Somebody need to turn some sane comedian on to DU. If DU-folk can be proportionally satirized, it would take a seasoned professional comedian.

Just had a thought ... what would a Jeff Dunham DU-member puppet look like? Who should the puppet be most like?
Peanut, only not actually Peanut himself, but the things that keep sailing over Peanut's head.
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2017, 08:04:56 AM »
They have no room to say such things about Ivanka, considering that Moo- chelle Obama looks like some sort of human/ animal hybrid (And before lurking DUmmies pounce on me for that, it's NOT a racial comment as I have known plenty of gorgeous black women, it's a "She's just REALLY ugly in a doesn't- look- quite- human way" comment) and Chelsea Clinton looks like a deformed Muppet.

Quote from: SVPete on May 30, 2017, 09:24:31 PM
Somebody need to turn some sane comedian on to DU. If DU-folk can be proportionally satirized, it would take a seasoned professional comedian.

Just had a thought ... what would a Jeff Dunham DU-member puppet look like? Who should the puppet be most like?
I would say TheMastersNemesis, but that would basically just be a humorless, one- footed version of Dunham's puppet Walter.
Maybe an amalgamation of several DUmmies. TMN's rabid hate, undergroundpanther's insanity (And possibly her furry inclinations), ex- DUmmy Taverner's drug addiction, some other DUmmy's radical feminism, another DUmmy's supportive attitude towards violent crime as long as the victims are right- wing, etc..
As for appearance, it would have to be obese, with a stupid fruity haircut, a facial expression of either blind rage or drug- induced idiocy, wearing a Hillary T- shirt, and Birkenstocks.
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2017, 08:06:21 AM »
Quote from: Adam Wood on June 02, 2017, 04:13:14 AM
Peanut, only not actually Peanut himself, but the things that keep sailing over Peanut's head.

I can see elements of Peanut, but I also see elements of Walter as well as Edgar Bergen's Mortimer Snerd.
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2017, 08:08:27 AM »
Quote from: Movie buff- The Sequel on June 02, 2017, 08:04:56 AM
They have no room to say such things about Ivanka, considering that Moo- chelle Obama looks like some sort of human/ animal hybrid (And before lurking DUmmies pounce on me for that, it's NOT a racial comment as I have known plenty of gorgeous black women, it's a "She's just REALLY ugly in a doesn't- look- quite- human way" comment) and Chelsea Clinton looks like a deformed Muppet.
I would say TheMastersNemesis, but that would basically just be a humorless, one- footed version of Dunham's puppet Walter.
Maybe an amalgamation of several DUmmies. TMN's rabid hate, undergroundpanther's insanity (And possibly her furry inclinations), ex- DUmmy Taverner's drug addiction, some other DUmmy's radical feminism, another DUmmy's supportive attitude towards violent crime as long as the victims are right- wing, etc..
As for appearance, it would have to be obese, with a stupid fruity haircut, a facial expression of either blind rage or drug- induced idiocy, wearing a Hillary T- shirt, and Birkenstocks.

Jabba the Hutt in tie-die Tee and Birkenstocks?
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2017, 08:11:49 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 02, 2017, 08:08:27 AM
Jabba the Hutt in tie-die Tee and Birkenstocks?
Holding a bong in one hand (I forgot to include that detail).
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2017, 08:56:01 AM »
Quote from: Movie buff- The Sequel on June 02, 2017, 08:04:56 AM
They have no room to say such things about Ivanka, considering that Moo- chelle Obama looks like some sort of human/ animal hybrid (And before lurking DUmmies pounce on me for that, it's NOT a racial comment as I have known plenty of gorgeous black women, it's a "She's just REALLY ugly in a doesn't- look- quite- human way" comment) and Chelsea Clinton looks like a deformed Muppet.
I would say TheMastersNemesis, but that would basically just be a humorless, one- footed version of Dunham's puppet Walter.
Maybe an amalgamation of several DUmmies. TMN's rabid hate, undergroundpanther's insanity (And possibly her furry inclinations), ex- DUmmy Taverner's drug addiction, some other DUmmy's radical feminism, another DUmmy's supportive attitude towards violent crime as long as the victims are right- wing, etc..
As for appearance, it would have to be obese, with a stupid fruity haircut, a facial expression of either blind rage or drug- induced idiocy, wearing a Hillary T- shirt, and Birkenstocks.

Perfect!  We shall call it.....randys1.   :tongue:
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Re: Kushner doesn't look like an actual human being to me
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2017, 10:01:23 AM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on June 02, 2017, 08:56:01 AM
Perfect!  We shall call it.....randys1.   :tongue:

Speaking of whom, has he been heard from on DU? Or should Tess browse obits for Eureka, CA and Arcata, CA?
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