http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/24/fake-news-doj-responds-to-cnns-sessions-accusations/
The conversation with the FBI agent was probably something like:
FBI agent: Great donuts, Senator, thanks! (
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Sessions: You're welcome. So, about this section of the form, I've met hundreds, if not thousands, of people from foreign countries. Should I list all of them?
FBI agent: OMG, no!
Sessions: Are you sure? I'm signing this under penalty of perjury.
FBI agent: Please don't. We don't want a 50-page book. If we need to know more, we'll call you chief of staff for your schedule.
Sessions: OK, have another donut.
FBI agent: Mmmmphhh! (
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