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Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
« on: August 13, 2008, 12:17:54 PM »
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Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay

A scorned Australia woman is airing her husband's dirty laundry on a global scale by auctioning a picture of his mistress' underwear on eBay.

In the spiteful listing, the jilted woman is auctioning off a picture of a pair of lacy black underpants "size humongous" and an empty condom wrapper "size small" found in her bed after her husband allegedly engaged in an extramarital affair with a woman named Kylie.

Originally, the seller, "Anna," had tried to sell the actual underpants and said of the item: "They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween, perhaps."

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In the room she found the empty condom wrapper under his pillow and "the Tart's knickers ... at the foot of the bed." Anna also promises that this listing will not be the last in the matter, stating that her husband's Harley Hog is "the next item that will probably be sold on eBay."

Quick, somebody call Jerry Springer.    :rotf:

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Re: Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 12:50:25 PM »
Those look like some huge drawers.
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Re: Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 01:15:04 PM »
I automatically love that woman.
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Re: Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 01:36:18 PM »
Ebay Listing


She gives the whole story.   :lmao:
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Re: Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2008, 02:37:29 PM »
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stating that her husband's Harley Hog is "the next item that will probably be sold on eBay."

I don't care WHAT he has done to this woman .... this is WRONG!  Wrong I tell ya.

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Re: Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2008, 02:50:29 PM »
Ok, I have now read the whole sordid tale.  I don't see what the rub is .... he gave her a perfectly good explanation.  I guess you just can't please some wimmen.    :whatever:















No way in HELL would I have told someone I was a transvestite.  I would have told her I had a whole cheerleading squad in there before I would have said that!   :rotf:

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Re: Wife Tries to Sell Husband's Lover's Underpants on EBay
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2008, 03:38:13 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 13, 2008, 02:50:29 PM
Ok, I have now read the whole sordid tale.  I don't see what the rub is .... he gave her a perfectly good explanation.  I guess you just can't please some wimmen.    :whatever:















No way in HELL would I have told someone I was a transvestite.  I would have told her I had a whole cheerleading squad in there before I would have said that!   :rotf:

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:rotf: I thought that was the funniest part! :lmao:
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