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Offline AzJames73

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Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« on: April 20, 2017, 10:20:05 AM »
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Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
and his entire cabinet sitting before you with a timed two minutes to say anything you wanted.

What would you say?


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1. i would cross my arms over my chest and turn my back to them.

 :lol: and pout no doubt DUmmie


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titaniumsalute (3,345 posts)
7. I'd poop on the floor and run out...hey why not

 :whatever:


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11. Would I be allowed to have a loaded weapon?

If so, then I would say "You're fired" before emptying the chamber.

If not then maybe I swallow some explosive device and take one for the country. Right before detonation I say "you're fired."

But I probably won't be allowed to have any of that, so I guess I'd just ask them when the real President was arriving. Call him orange and fat. Flip him off and leave.


Think a visit from the Secret Service is in order.


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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2017, 10:35:25 AM »
Aaaaaaand it's screenshotted.

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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2017, 10:54:18 AM »
Wow!  As much as I disliked O'bama, I never wished harm to him or his family.  Still don't.  Just glad he's gone.

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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2017, 10:59:12 AM »
"Heartstrings" sounds like she just watched a "Twilight Zone" marathon.
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2017, 12:18:54 PM »
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1. i would cross my arms over my chest and turn my back to them.

And and, stamp your feet!  And, oh, hold your breath until they frogmarch Big Cheeto out of the White House! 
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2017, 12:25:16 PM »
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11. Would I be allowed to have a loaded weapon?

If so, then I would say "You're fired" before emptying the chamber.

If not then maybe I swallow some explosive device and take one for the country. Right before detonation I say "you're fired."
Hey $kinner, this is why you keep getting visits from Secret Service and Homeland Security.   :lmao:
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2017, 01:25:23 PM »
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7. I'd poop on the floor and run out...hey why not

Stay classy DUmmy.
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2017, 02:31:05 AM »
You'd "empty the chamber?" You'd fire one round?

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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2017, 07:06:41 AM »
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7. I'd poop on the floor and run out...hey why not

Quote from: DLR Pyro on April 20, 2017, 01:25:23 PM
Stay classy DUmmy.

Actually, I'd say that Titsalute would be rising above the usual level of DUmmy discourse if it did that.
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2017, 07:33:06 AM »
Quote from: Adam Wood on April 21, 2017, 02:31:05 AM
You'd "empty the chamber?" You'd fire one round?
He's on a roll...
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2017, 07:48:36 AM »
Quote from: Adam Wood on April 21, 2017, 02:31:05 AM
You'd "empty the chamber?" You'd fire one round?

Yeah, he goofed. He meant to say he'd empty the clip.
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2017, 08:04:41 AM »
^^ Yeah, they're always screwing up gun terminology.  Starting with Nadin spelling rifle as "riffle."   :lmao:  Kydo killed the thread. 
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Re: Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2017, 07:52:08 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on April 21, 2017, 07:33:06 AM
He's on a roll...

Next thing you know, the DUmmie will discuss the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor...
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