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Offline BamaMoose

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DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
« on: March 27, 2017, 12:08:08 AM »
OP is bullshit about how it costs $3 Million every time Trump goes golfing, but this post is priceless:

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18. Southern Maryland?
 
I lived in Mechanicsville, St. Mary's County from August 2002 through March 2012. In 2012 we moved to the eastern shore, although I kept my primate care physician. I'd drive from Easton to California, Maryland once a month. Did that for four years until my dr retired. I was lucky to find a dr over here that has no problem prescribing me meds. That's the reason I kept my dr for so long.

So, the Dummy was having trouble finding a primate care physician who was fast and loose with the drugs.  Why does that sound so typical?

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Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2017, 01:00:42 AM »
DUmmie assumes that it is evolved enough to be considered a primate.


DUmmie is wrong.

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Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2017, 08:44:46 AM »
It's pretty easy to see that "GWC58" either has a problem with Malaprops or needs a veterinarian rather than a doctor for humans. The rest of the rather unintelligible post seems like 30%-50% of the probably more or less true :bouncy: is missing. Is "GWC58" a cross-country trucker? And driving while doing oxy or some other chemical-of-choice?
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Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2017, 04:38:58 PM »
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18. Southern Maryland?
 
I lived in Mechanicsville, St. Mary's County from August 2002 through March 2012. In 2012 we moved to the eastern shore, although I kept my primate care physician. I'd drive from Easton to California, Maryland once a month. Did that for four years until my dr retired. I was lucky to find a dr over here that has no problem prescribing me meds. That's the reason I kept my dr for so long.

So basically, he had to wait for his welfare/disability check to come in, so he's have gas money to drive to Cali to get meds from his PCP.

OTOH, those Amish docs in Easton are tough to con...

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Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2017, 05:33:29 PM »

primate care physician



Ok, which one of you guys does this mole belong to?


Damn, dude. That was a good find.  H5.   :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy acknowledges need for Medical Specialist
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2017, 06:09:32 PM »
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Dr. Doolittle, I presume? :whistling:
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