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Offline Karin

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Small Sampler of Idiocy
« on: March 22, 2017, 10:16:46 PM »
This is just a here and there sampling that I rowed over.  No thread that I could find was sustainable in entertainment value. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028833514

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Wed Mar 22, 2017, 05:45 PM
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Call your congress person RFN and tell them to ask Nunes to step down.

Just spoke to Bob Casey Jr. staffer.

Don't let Nunes protect Trump by keeping him briefed on the investigation results.

Make some noise!
 

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3. Why did you talk to your Democratic Senator about a Republican House member?
:lmao:   They have no idea how government works, but they worship it anyway. 

Here we have a hospital bouncy from Shitty Pam, causing a made-up scene:

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Wed Mar 22, 2017, 09:11 PM
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he still has deplorables supporting him. Today at the hospital a pos attacked me

my sister had surgery. Was supposed to be 2 hours, ended up being 4 and then another 3 in recovery.

Was talking with my B-I-L in the family waiting room. We were talking about the russian traitor and this piece of shit guy about 65-70 years old walked up to me and started talking about Hillary and uranium. I told him he was ignorant and should read real news and stop watching faux.

My BIL told him to mind his own business and not get involved in other people's conversations. The POS told my BIL he shouldn't be talking in a public room if he didn't want others to interrupt the conversation. My BIL lost it and told him his wife -my sister- was having surgery to remove cancer and he needed to mind his own business. The piece of shit told us that he would be happy to settle the matter outside.

I told him he wouldn't be so glib when he lost his medical aide thanks to the russian traitor and that in all of my life I never thought I would see true Americans side with russians and walked out.

If my sister hadn't been in surgery I might have really let him have it but instead I walked out
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Here's Kentuck, with no context at all:

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Wed Mar 22, 2017, 09:33 PM
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A very serious question: Is this treason?

I am open to opinions.

It seems to me that this may be much more serious than any of us ever thought? If it is, the effort was much greater to overthrow our democracy than we may have first thought? Think about that.

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29. Not sure

But when you have a Secretary of State that is an agent of Russia, I think many need to go to jail for life.
  Uranium sales? 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028834836

This idiot gets mildly pwned on FB, and broadcasts it:

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Wed Mar 22, 2017, 10:57 PM
Chasstev365 (2,858 posts)

Just hit a nerve with Trump supporters with my Facebook post

I shared a post that says "Obama killed bin Laden
Trump killed Big Bird."

Got to heard "Obama didn't kill bin Laden; Navy Seals did. Get your facts straight, liberal!"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028835319

OK, I can't take any more of it over there.  Gotta shower with Clorox and detox.



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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2017, 10:24:33 PM »
ya know something, im getting pretty burned out on the crazy too.
these people are whipping each other up into a complete frenzy.
I've always made fun of the Alex Jones and "Bush did 9/11" people, but this...  this is so far over the top.
I'm literally sick of reading it.
I think I'm going to take a break for a while. It's not even funny anymore, these morons are spearing poop all over the walls everywhere in their fit, and they don't seem to be running out of energy.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2017, 10:50:44 PM »
So many non sequiturs.  And the DUmmies wonder why we read their idiocy.  Comedy gold.
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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2017, 11:16:13 PM »
Anyone know what courses Pam teaches?  She writes at a sixth grade level.  Can not imagine she could actually teach anyone anything.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2017, 04:41:53 AM »
Anyone know what courses Pam teaches?  She writes at a sixth grade level.  Can not imagine she could actually teach anyone anything.
And people wonder why public schools are in such a decline

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2017, 07:32:05 AM »
Anyone know what courses Pam teaches?  She writes at a sixth grade level.  Can not imagine she could actually teach anyone anything.

She's a screw at the Wichita school district's juvie detention facility for apprentice thugs.

"Teach" is a generous word, since she taught the thugs exactly one thing in all her years there: how to shit their pants while standing.
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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2017, 07:32:37 AM »
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Wed Mar 22, 2017, 10:57 PM
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Just hit a nerve with Trump supporters with my Facebook post

I shared a post that says "Obama killed bin Laden
Trump killed Big Bird."

Somebody's displaying their ignorance, unsurprisingly. From the LA Times:

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In a deal announced in 2015, HBO secured the rights to "Sesame Street" for five seasons, with first-run episodes available on both the linear network and its standalone streaming service, HBO Now. (New episodes continue to air on PBS after a delay of several months.)

IOW, the "major funding" for Sesame Street comes from HBO and the merchandising of Big Bird. If PBS magically went dark tomorrow, parents who haven't already done so could just tune to HBO rather than their local PBS station.
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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2017, 12:23:20 PM »
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I told him he wouldn't be so glib when he lost his medical aide thanks to the russian traitor and that in all of my life I never thought I would see true Americans side with russians and walked out.

The 1980s called, and they want their foreign policy back.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2017, 01:00:23 PM »
Somebody's displaying their ignorance, unsurprisingly. From the LA Times:

IOW, the "major funding" for Sesame Street comes from HBO and the merchandising of Big Bird. If PBS magically went dark tomorrow, parents who haven't already done so could just tune to HBO rather than their local PBS station.

IMO, the "major funding" for PBS should be the licensing fees for their programs that actually make money, such as Sesame Street. Sesame Street collects $millions in licensing fees yearly for toys, diapers, etc, let them provide some funds towards their broadcasting.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2017, 02:47:05 PM »
Are there any other children shows from the 70s? If sesame Street has been that popular and successful, then it should stand on its own two feet like any other program

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2017, 02:53:20 PM »
Are there any other children shows from the 70s? If sesame Street has been that popular and successful, then it should stand on its own two feet like any other program

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2017, 03:43:15 PM »
Electric Company?
71-77

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2017, 04:17:29 PM »
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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2017, 06:36:23 PM »
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he still has deplorables supporting him. Today at the hospital a pos attacked me

my sister had surgery.  :yack: :yack: :yack: :yack: :yack: :yack: :yack: :yack:

Whether giving it, taking it or sitting in it, shit just has a way of being involved with every aspect of this loser.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2017, 10:51:45 PM »
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Sesame Street collects $millions in licensing fees yearly for toys, diapers, etc, let them provide some funds towards their broadcasting.


Funds toward?  It's the major cash cow, and it pays for it all!

God knows what the salary expense amounts to.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2017, 12:36:39 AM »
Are there any other children shows from the 70s? If sesame Street has been that popular and successful, then it should stand on its own two feet like any other program

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2017, 07:07:12 AM »
The episode where he was giving sleeping pills to chicks in the hood was a turning point

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2017, 07:22:36 AM »
The 1980s called, and they want their foreign policy back.
To bad there is no way to add the ignorant smugness to the quote from when it was originally said.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2017, 05:48:46 PM »
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Wed Mar 22, 2017, 10:57 PM
Chasstev365 (2,858 posts)

Just hit a nerve with Trump supporters with my Facebook post

I shared a post that says "Obama killed bin Laden
Trump killed Big Bird."

Seen the same stupid post on FB.  My comment:
"Some things need killing!"
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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2017, 10:08:50 PM »
Somebody's displaying their ignorance, unsurprisingly. From the LA Times:

IOW, the "major funding" for Sesame Street comes from HBO and the merchandising of Big Bird. If PBS magically went dark tomorrow, parents who haven't already done so could just tune to HBO rather than their local PBS station.

PBS will do fine without public/government funding.
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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2017, 07:10:49 PM »
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2. Liberal is derived from the word LIBERTY.

So they are enemies of liberty

Republican is derived from the word REPUBLIC.

So they are enemies of the republic.

Two can play that stupid game, shitgibbon.

Speaking of shitgibbons, check out this fool:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5dekZoBKM[/youtube]

He sure looks stupid now.

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Re: Small Sampler of Idiocy
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2017, 06:51:16 AM »
Republican is derived from the word REPUBLIC.

So they are enemies of the republic.

Two can play that stupid game, shitgibbon.
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Democrat is related to the word "Demagogue", so Democrats are EEEEEEEEE-vile demagogues.
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