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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2017, 04:35:57 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 14, 2017, 03:51:53 PM
Ain't any damn wonder the dummies are in a foul mood all the time. If I ate the shit they fix, I'd be called I_B_Asshole and make Attila the Hun look like a saint.

I'm almost ashamed to admit I'm having 3 day old leftover Hamburger Helper and lima beans.

I'll put it up against anything these mutts could concoct.  At least it's edible.
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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2017, 04:46:44 PM »
At least I am having something good for dinner....Homemade Southern Style Chicken and Dumplings, on top of white rice with homemade biscuits on the side....YUMMY!!!!!
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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2017, 04:51:11 PM »
Quote from: Linda on March 24, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
At least I am having something good for dinner....Homemade Southern Style Chicken and Dumplings, on top of white rice with homemade biscuits on the side....YUMMY!!!!!

I'll be right over!!!!   :-)
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2017, 04:56:16 PM »
Whenever the DUmmies talk about cooking, I remember the "cluster foxtrot" that f'ed up a grilled cheese sandwich, AND the skillet he cooked it in!!   :rotf:
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2017, 05:01:37 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 24, 2017, 04:56:16 PM
Whenever the DUmmies talk about cooking, I remember the "cluster foxtrot" that f'ed up a grilled cheese sandwich, AND the skillet he cooked it in!!   :rotf:

Most dummies would screw up a wet dream.
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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2017, 05:21:41 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 24, 2017, 05:01:37 PM
Most  ALL dummies would screw up a wet dream.

I can't think of one that could pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel...
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2017, 05:32:27 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 24, 2017, 05:21:41 PM
I can't think of one that could pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel...

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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2017, 06:26:12 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 24, 2017, 05:21:41 PM
I can't think of one that could pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel...

Your typical DUmmie response to the piss-in-boots:


"Instructions unclear, dick now stuck in boot.  What does I do now??"
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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2017, 06:56:12 PM »
Quote from: Linda on March 24, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
At least I am having something good for dinner....Homemade Southern Style Chicken and Dumplings, on top of white rice with homemade biscuits on the side....YUMMY!!!!!

I just gained 5 pounds by reading that. Thanks! :-)
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Re: What are the DUmmies having for dinner these days?
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2017, 10:23:17 AM »
Gentlemen, I just wanted to let you all know that the chicken and dumpling were......EXCELLENT....

If you would have been near by I would have loved to have you over for dinner.
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