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Offline jukin

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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2017, 02:59:44 PM »
For the feminazi DUmp lurkers.

You know why women's feet are so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove!

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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2017, 03:49:26 PM »
Quote from: jukin on March 08, 2017, 02:59:44 PM
For the feminazi DUmp lurkers.

You know why women's feet are so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove!

 :rimshot:

How do you fix a woman's watch? 
Why should you? There's a clock on the oven!  :bolt:
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Offline I_B_Perky

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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2017, 05:37:27 PM »
Quote from: DUmpstruck on March 08, 2017, 08:59:28 AM
I don't care about A Day Without Women.

Now A Day Without Women Drivers is something I could get behind.   :cheersmate:

And all ohio drivers. 
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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2017, 05:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 08, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
my wife made me soup and a sammich today. then she said, "Can i get you another beer, master?

And then you woke up from your dream when the alarm clock went off.  Correct?   :tongue:
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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2017, 06:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 08, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
my wife made me soup and a sammich today. then she said, "Can i get you another beer, master?

Was she wearing a harem costume?
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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2017, 08:24:59 PM »
The ladies (all five, no guys) at the local Subway were more than happy to make my sammich today.

I guess they appreciate their employment more than solidarity with a bunch of idiots.

For lurking DUmmies  :bird:
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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2017, 08:45:26 PM »
Quote from: jukin on March 08, 2017, 02:59:44 PM
For the feminazi DUmp lurkers.

You know why women's feet are so small?
So they can stand closer to the stove!

 :rimshot:

 :-) :-) :-)
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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2017, 06:39:03 AM »
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Re: How are we doing for Sammiches? (Day w/o women 3/18/17)
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2017, 05:52:46 PM »
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