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Offline Ptarmigan

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Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
« on: August 11, 2008, 08:20:23 PM »
This hare is getting a date with death. His crime, massacring ptarmigans with his machine guns and bombs. Here is the crime scenes.


A hunter found a bunch of ptarmigan carcasses.


Another crime scene where ptarmigans were killed.

This hare massacred thousands of ptarmigans in a one day period. He is also a serial killer and has been linked to at least 200 ptarmigan murders. He used knives to hack them into pieces. The bunny gets executed and meets a vengeful God and goes straight to Hell for eternity. Be this a reminder to all bunnies who continue this war. Don't kill ptarmigans or face the death penalty as prescribed by the Bible.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K0dwWYmq2s[/youtube]
« Last Edit: August 11, 2008, 08:22:25 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 08:22:25 PM »
Looks like dinner to me. :yum:

I'm having chicken tonight because I couldn't find any ptarmigan at Kroger.
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Re: Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 08:30:21 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 11, 2008, 08:22:25 PM
Looks like dinner to me. :yum:

I'm having rabbit tonight because I couldn't find any ptarmigan at Kroger.

Sounds good to me! :yum:
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Re: Snowshore Hare Gets The Death Penalty
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 08:32:38 PM »
I've had rabbit.  Tastes like ptarmigan.
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